Thursday 13: ScotValkyrie's Personal Shopper Services
Thursday, Jul. 06, 2006 at 8:01 a.m.
If You Desire a Cheap and Redneck Moving Company:
If You Need an Instantaneously Large Family, But Don�t Want to Pay High Prices:
If You Really Only Want a Small Family, But Still Don�t Want to Pay High Prices:
If You Need to Throw a Bachelor Party on a Budget:
If it�s the Day Before Christmas, and You Still Haven�t Bought That Special Someone Something:
If You�re a Flasher in Need of a Fix:
If You�re Lorena Bobbitt in Need of a New Career:
If You�re New in Town, and Don�t Know Where to Go:
If You�re New in Town, But Are Too Shy to Go Anywhere:
If You�re New in Town and Are Also a Bit Hungry:
If You Desire An Unusual Museum and a Cheap Burger at the Same Time:
If You Desire Direct, No-Nonsense Directional Signs:
And finally, If You Need to Dump Your Trash and Dump Your Dead Body in One Trip:
