Discarded Shoes

Monday, May. 12, 2008 - A Very Buttock-Centered Entry
Thursday, May. 08, 2008 - Talk about pissin' in some Wheaties
Wednesday, May. 07, 2008 - WDLS WED: What they don't tell you about is the goddamned flying sheep.
Monday, May. 05, 2008 - Catching Up
Wednesday, Apr. 30, 2008 - WDLS WED: Now for a change of pace . . . the cactus flower in my front yard
Monday, Apr. 28, 2008 - It's Probably Healthier than Mainlining Metallica, However
Thursday, Apr. 24, 2008 - Still More Subversive Cinema
Wednesday, Apr. 23, 2008 - WDLS WED: Bill Stickers got a bum rap, I tell you!
Monday, Apr. 21, 2008 - TNT is Dy-No-Mite!!
Friday, Apr. 18, 2008 - I Could Use Some Turbo Lovin'
Thursday, Apr. 17, 2008 - Drivin' Like Bats Outta Hell
Friday, Apr. 04, 2008 - Let's All Go To the Lobby
Thursday, Apr. 03, 2008 - Fol-del-rol and fiddle-dee-fuck!
Wednesday, Apr. 02, 2008 - WDLS WED: But the fat ones use more jet fuel.
Thursday, Mar. 27, 2008 - I Can No Longer Brain. I Have the Dumb.
Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2008 - WDLS WED: I think Maury Povich is her Daddy.
Friday, Mar. 21, 2008 - Here's the Easter Bunny, Hooray
Wednesday, Mar. 19, 2008 - WDLS WED: Battling Your Inner Geek: Sweater vs. the Meniscus.
Monday, Mar. 17, 2008 - Ta Ra Loo La Roo Lal
Friday, Mar. 14, 2008 - Wreaking Havoc on Internal Plumbing!
Thursday, Mar. 13, 2008 - Even I Know Which is for Shooting and Which is for Fun
Wednesday, Mar. 12, 2008 - WDLS WED: Ninja Goalkeeper!
Monday, Mar. 10, 2008 - They broke the Chalice from the Palace
Thursday, Mar. 06, 2008 - Well, Smear Me with Buttercream Frosting and Call Me Dolly Madison
Wednesday, Mar. 05, 2008 - WDLS WED: But is the dead guy lovin' it too??
Monday, Mar. 03, 2008 - "So" with a needle and thread
Friday, Feb. 22, 2008 - Actually, 52 and demon change
Thursday, Feb. 21, 2008 - Sorry, I've Already Been Spanked Today!
Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2008 - WDLS WED: All gardens need a proper topiary boner.
Sunday, Feb. 17, 2008 - MeMe, MyMy
Friday, Feb. 15, 2008 - Writ Large on the Marquee: Gas!
Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2008 - WDLS WED: Is It In Yet??
Monday, Feb. 11, 2008 - RIP: I Think You're Going to Need A Bigger Boat.
Friday, Feb. 08, 2008 - The Train of Thought Keeps Jumping the Tracks
Thursday, Feb. 07, 2008 - The Word "Various" Comes Up A LOT In This Entry
Wednesday, Feb. 06, 2008 - WDLS WED: HEL-lo!
Friday, Feb. 01, 2008 - Wax On! Wax Off!
Thursday, Jan. 31, 2008 - TH13: The Hills Have Signs.
Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2008 - . . . And the Sensuous Pagan Ritual Begins
Monday, Jan. 28, 2008 - Where Is Topol when You Need Him?
Monday, Jan. 14, 2008 - Attack of the Cigarette Smoking Ninja Nuclear Vegan Monkeys
Friday, Jan. 04, 2008 - And cue the dwarf with the cornstarch . . .
Thursday, Jan. 03, 2008 - Oh, God, Save Me From Rabid FanBoys.
Tuesday, Jan. 01, 2008 - Feed My Frankenstein
Tuesday, Dec. 25, 2007 - Merry Christmas, Hot and Spicy, Arizona Style!
Monday, Dec. 24, 2007 - Yo-ho-ho and a Ball of Yarn!
Friday, Dec. 21, 2007 - Have Yourself a Patrick Swayze Christmas!
Thursday, Dec. 20, 2007 - Turn Your Head and Cough
Thursday, Dec. 13, 2007 - A Little Bit MeMe, A Little Bit YouYou
Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2007 - WDLS WED: Right back at you, Shit Head.
Thursday, Dec. 06, 2007 - Betty Crocker eats Hostess Ding Dongs
Wednesday, Dec. 05, 2007 - WDLS WED: Let's get real close.
Monday, Dec. 03, 2007 - Kaboom!
Friday, Nov. 30, 2007 - Is Major Tom Really a Junkie?
Thursday, Nov. 29, 2007 - TH13: The Signs Know What You Did Last Summer
Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2007 - WDLS WED: Your Local Neighborhood NAMBLA Park
Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2007 - Pulling Out the Magic Butt Monkeys, Again
Monday, Nov. 26, 2007 - Another Not-So-Nudie Musical
Wednesday, Nov. 21, 2007 - WDLS WED: Rednecks start decoratin' early.
Monday, Nov. 19, 2007 - Why Edit Porn When You Edit It Badly?
Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2007 - Titties n Beer, Nipples n Cheesecake
Tuesday, Nov. 06, 2007 - First Hurdle!
Monday, Nov. 05, 2007 - One's Crawling Up My Leg
Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2007 - Good Candy, Bad Eggs
Tuesday, Oct. 30, 2007 - RIP
Tuesday, Oct. 30, 2007 - Cranial Smoke!
Monday, Oct. 29, 2007 - Even Their Uzis are Pink
Monday, Oct. 22, 2007 - Knitwits vs. Nitwits
Thursday, Oct. 18, 2007 - Cats Everywhere!
Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2007 - This Chinchilla is Entirely Synthetic
Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007 - Fits, Cravings, and Pudding
Monday, Oct. 08, 2007 - Barnacle Bill the Sailor!!!
Saturday, Oct. 06, 2007 - Well, Hi, All Y'all!
Monday, Oct. 01, 2007 - Of Yarn and Urine
Sunday, Sept. 30, 2007 - A-Bitchin'-and-a-Moanin'
Friday, Sept. 28, 2007 - That's Not Funny, That's SICK!
Thursday, Sept. 27, 2007 - TH13: Why It's Better to Have Pets Than Children
Wednesday, Sept. 26, 2007 - WDLS WED: Hi there!
Monday, Sept. 24, 2007 - This Entry Starts So Well, Then Turns SO Bad
Wednesday, Sept. 19, 2007 - WDLS WED: Restroom Signage Senator Craig Could Have Used.
Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2007 - Being Both a Yarn Whore and a Domin-Knit-Trix
Monday, Sept. 17, 2007 - Paranthetical Madness (enough to drive a grammar teacher insane)
Thursday, Sept. 13, 2007 - that idea is dildo!
Wednesday, Sept. 12, 2007 - WDLS WED: It's the Ghetto Fab, Baby!
Friday, Sept. 07, 2007 - Hook em Horns!!
Thursday, Sept. 06, 2007 - TH13: Little Things That Bring Me Joy
Wednesday, Sept. 05, 2007 - (not so) WDLS WED: Bit By the Verbosity Bug.
Friday, Aug. 31, 2007 - Shut the Damn Door
Thursday, Aug. 30, 2007 - Waxing Sentimental
Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 - WDLS WED: "Whatchoo mean, mah name's spelt wrong?"
Monday, Aug. 13, 2007 - Roller-Skating in a Buffalo Herd
Wednesday, Aug. 08, 2007 - WDLS WED: The Best Kind of Friends
Wednesday, Aug. 01, 2007 - WDLS WED: When Figure Skating and Pro Wrestling Collide
Monday, Jul. 30, 2007 - Modern Technology, My Ass
Monday, Jul. 23, 2007 - Harry Potter Came to My House
Thursday, Jul. 19, 2007 - TH13: Auld Lang Sign
Wednesday, Jul. 18, 2007 - WDLS WED: The Last Resort.
Monday, Jul. 16, 2007 - Are you telling me you don't see the connection between government and laughing at people??
Friday, Jul. 13, 2007 - Scraping the Bottom of the Album Cover Barrel
Wednesday, Jul. 11, 2007 - Listen To What the Doorknob Said
Monday, Jul. 09, 2007 - Keira and Orlando are the only actors allowed to have dentists
Wednesday, Jul. 04, 2007 - WDLS WED: God Bless the USA and Her Inhabitants
Tuesday, Jul. 03, 2007 - Not Tootin' So Loud Now, But It's Still Pret' Damn Cool
Monday, Jul. 02, 2007 - Tootin' My Own Damn Horn
Wednesday, Jun. 27, 2007 - WDLS WED: JC and the Boys, Kicking It Old School
Monday, Jun. 25, 2007 - I don't want the two dollars back, just him
Wednesday, Jun. 20, 2007 - WDLS WED: Reason 237 Why I Don't Go to Sci-Fi Cons Anymore
Monday, Jun. 18, 2007 - Sometimes Socialized Medicine Looks Like a Good Alternative
Wednesday, Jun. 13, 2007 - WLS WED: Holy Cats!
Thursday, Jun. 07, 2007 - TH13: Desperately Seeking Random Weirdness
Wednesday, Jun. 06, 2007 - WDLS WED: Oh, he's no fun; he fell right over.
Monday, Jun. 04, 2007 - There Once Was Music on MTV
Thursday, May. 31, 2007 - TH13: What ScotValkyrie's Been Doing Instead of Updating This Diary
Wednesday, May. 30, 2007 - WDLS WED: Your Child's School Has a New Principal.
Thursday, May. 24, 2007 - Is There a Doctor in my Pillow?
Wednesday, May. 23, 2007 - WDLS WED: At Least It's an Alternative Fuel.
Thursday, May. 17, 2007 - TH13: Son of Sign
Wednesday, May. 16, 2007 - Somehow It All Makes Sense
Friday, May. 11, 2007 - At Night, the Ice Weasels Come
Wednesday, May. 09, 2007 - WDLS WED: My Eyes! My Eyes!
Monday, May. 07, 2007 - Eep Op Ork Ah-Ah
Thursday, May. 03, 2007 - Artwork for the Blue-Haired Masses
Wednesday, May. 02, 2007 - WDLS WED: Unintentional, Yet Appropriate, Company Branding
Monday, Apr. 30, 2007 - It's What They Call the Ring-Dang-Doo
Thursday, Apr. 26, 2007 - TH13: Movies, Both Bad and Good, and a Terrible Comic Book Cover
Wednesday, Apr. 25, 2007 - Rat on a Stick
Friday, Apr. 20, 2007 - Happy You-Know-What Day!
Thursday, Apr. 19, 2007 - TH13: Just When You Thought I Couldn't Find Any More . . .
Wednesday, Apr. 18, 2007 - Pork Roast with Mango Chutney
Tuesday, Apr. 17, 2007 - MEME: What Classic Movie Am I?
Monday, Apr. 16, 2007 - Volleying the Back Handed Compliment
Friday, Apr. 13, 2007 - It's Time to Sing the Royal Wedding Song
Thursday, Apr. 12, 2007 - He's My Canary in the Outlet By the Lightswitch Who Watches Over Me
Wednesday, Apr. 11, 2007 - WDLS WED: What? Did You Say "Duck"?
Monday, Apr. 09, 2007 - It Can Be a Whole New Cottage Industry
Thursday, Apr. 05, 2007 - Signs to Break Your Mind
Wednesday, Apr. 04, 2007 - WDLS WED: The Boy Becomes a Klan.
Monday, Apr. 02, 2007 - Is There Such a Thing as an Octuple Feature?
Friday, Mar. 30, 2007 - A Non-Maternity Girl
Thursday, Mar. 29, 2007 - Everywhere a freak-freak!
Wednesday, Mar. 28, 2007 - My Husband and Other Animals
Monday, Mar. 26, 2007 - PSSS: Post Sticker Shock Stress Syndrome
Friday, Mar. 23, 2007 - Infiltrating Wicked Pyrophosphate
Thursday, Mar. 22, 2007 - TH13: Albums That Were Bought and Sold, Unashamedly
Wednesday, Mar. 21, 2007 - WDLS WED: "Dude, did I leave my legs at your house last night?"
Monday, Mar. 19, 2007 - Mariette Overstimulates Friendly Adaptation
Friday, Mar. 16, 2007 - Erina Ballots Icy Mantilla
Wednesday, Mar. 14, 2007 - WDLS WED: Sir, yes, Sir!
Monday, Mar. 12, 2007 - Gaynor Puffs Cold Potpie
Friday, Mar. 02, 2007 - Bertie Whacks Colorful Lobotomy
Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007 - WDLS WED: Madge, Mistress of the Pan Flute
Monday, Feb. 26, 2007 - Vladimir Corrugates Ugly Banishment
Friday, Feb. 23, 2007 - Oh Jesus, Please Us
Thursday, Feb. 22, 2007 - Whether 'Tis Nobler to Take the Shit or Sling it Right Back at Them
Wednesday, Feb. 21, 2007 - Spank Me!
Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2007 - I Wonder Whatever Happened to Souixie?
Monday, Feb. 19, 2007 - Stayin' a Slave to the Metal!
Thursday, Feb. 15, 2007 - TH13: Album Covers To Make You Cringe
Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2007 - WDLS WED: The Yearbook Picture That Was Left Out
Monday, Feb. 12, 2007 - Dust Bunnies are Actually Vicious Little Bitches
Friday, Feb. 09, 2007 - Fashion Show for the Season of the Witch
Thursday, Feb. 08, 2007 - TH13: The Feline Anatomy Song with Bonus Verses
Wednesday, Feb. 07, 2007 - Woodlot Plod
Friday, Feb. 02, 2007 - Market: Slightly Bullish
Thursday, Feb. 01, 2007 - Pushing the Snark-o-Meter All the Way to Twelve
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2007 - WDLS WED 2: Screw that last entry, check out the "Evolution of Dance"
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2007 - WDLS WED: How Many Piercings Are Too Many?
Monday, Jan. 29, 2007 - This Entry Should Offend Nearly Everyone
Friday, Jan. 26, 2007 - Perverted Innocence and Gutter Brains
Thursday, Jan. 25, 2007 - TH13: Another Installment of Album Covers You're Embarrassed to Admit You Own
Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2007 - WDLS WED: Charge Your Sausage For 110%.
Monday, Jan. 22, 2007 - THE ALARM IS ACTIVATED AND IT IS GOING TO BURST
Friday, Jan. 19, 2007 - Did Your Mother Ever Call You a Son-of-a-Bitch?
Thursday, Jan. 18, 2007 - TH13: Even More Album Covers From the Flea-Market of Hell
Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007 - WDLS WED: Modern Goat-Keeping
Monday, Jan. 15, 2007 - Now Taking Questions From the Peanut Gallery
Friday, Jan. 12, 2007 - Speaking of Torture . . .
Thursday, Jan. 11, 2007 - Let's Go To Uranus and Wipe Out the Klingons
Wednesday, Jan. 10, 2007 - WDLS WED: Freeze! Um, Stop! Um . . .
Tuesday, Jan. 09, 2007 - When Your Nose Is To the Grindstone, Your Ass Is Wide Open
Monday, Jan. 08, 2007 - The Wrong People Are Usually In Charge
Friday, Jan. 05, 2007 - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
Thursday, Jan. 04, 2007 - TH13: Mud-Wrestling Matches I'd Pay to See
Wednesday, Jan. 03, 2007 - WDSWED: "We'll hide out in here, see? Da coppers will never find us in here!"
Tuesday, Jan. 02, 2007 - Geek Love
Monday, Jan. 01, 2007 - The Song Remains the Same, Of Course
Thursday, Dec. 28, 2006 - Unloading in the White Zone, No Stopping in the Red Zone! Shutup!
Wednesday, Dec. 27, 2006 - WDLS WED: Ronald McDonald: The Lost Years
Friday, Dec. 22, 2006 - Diabolus In Musica! WOOT!
Wednesday, Dec. 20, 2006 - WDLS WED: Alternative Birdhouse
Tuesday, Dec. 19, 2006 - Who the hell decides these standards, anyway?
Monday, Dec. 18, 2006 - Ode to a Cowboy
Friday, Dec. 15, 2006 - Burn Baby Burn! (It's a Disco Inferno!)
Thursday, Dec. 14, 2006 - TH13: More Freakish Album Covers, and an update from the 'rents.
Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006 - WDLSWED: Oh, Caption This! (you know you want to!)
Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006 - Hamburger Steak and Military Intelligence
Friday, Dec. 08, 2006 - Catholic Codes: Non-Protestant Eyes Only
Wednesday, Dec. 06, 2006 - Update from sunny (but colder than I'm used to anymore) Florida
Friday, Dec. 01, 2006 - I'm leaving, on a jet plane
Thursday, Nov. 30, 2006 - TH13: Not-So-Innocuous Comic Frames
Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006 - WDLSWED: Whoa!
Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2006 - Twitching in my Sleep
Monday, Nov. 27, 2006 - Exercise in measuring Ass-Kicking-ness
Saturday, Nov. 25, 2006 - As Stolen from the Lovely KungFuKitten
Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2006 - WDLSWED: We Don't Need No Steenkeeng Peeck-Up Trucks
Monday, Nov. 20, 2006 - Almost 35K words! Ack!!
Friday, Nov. 17, 2006 - Wander round and round and round and round and round and round . . .
Thursday, Nov. 16, 2006 - F.O.A.D.TH13: Warning: Extreme Vitriol Ahead
Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2006 - WDLSWED: Nice Hair!
Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2006 - Another NaNo snippet, and basic ranting and stuff.
Monday, Nov. 13, 2006 - A snippet from my NaNo, oh, yes, it's CROSSOVER fanfiction, GADS
Friday, Nov. 10, 2006 - Three-fingered Animated Communists
Thursday, Nov. 09, 2006 - Smegma
Thursday, Nov. 09, 2006 - TH13: Women I'd like sit down and drink a beer with
Wednesday, Nov. 08, 2006 - wdlswed: "Did the perp have any distinguishing marks?"
Tuesday, Nov. 07, 2006 - Exercise your Suffrage! (and look up the word if you need to)
Monday, Nov. 06, 2006 - now ranked 179 in searches for “horny older family movies”
Thursday, Nov. 02, 2006 - A MeMe Thinly Disguised as an Entry. GAH!
Wednesday, Nov. 01, 2006 - wdls wed: The Day After
Monday, Oct. 30, 2006 - driving with a flat and no spare
Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006 - TH13: Questions I Asked Myself As I Rolled Out Of Bed This Morning
Wednesday, Oct. 25, 2006 - WDLS WED: Hey Kids! Rate Your Hatred!
Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2006 - Loss of Innocence: Part 675
Monday, Oct. 23, 2006 - There's STILL Nothing Wrong With That
Friday, Oct. 20, 2006 - IVGLDSW Day!
Thursday, Oct. 19, 2006 - TH13: Bad Signs Say So Much
Wednesday, Oct. 18, 2006 - WDLS WED: When the Mob Goes to the Beach
Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2006 - RANT: I took the Prozac but it seems Chocolate is now necessary
Thursday, Oct. 12, 2006 - TH13: More NaNoWriMo exercises, along with birthdays, caverns, and the promise of snark
Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2006 - WDLSWED: For ye shall not have Street Fighters for long, but ye shall always have Nerds with you
Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006 - Great Hole in the Ground Tour 2006: Days 4 and 5, with a backtrack to Day 2
Friday, Oct. 06, 2006 - Hole in the Ground Tour 2006: Days 2b and 3
Wednesday, Oct. 04, 2006 - Hole in the Ground Tour 2006: Days 1 and 2a
Monday, Sept. 25, 2006 - Gotta Light?
Thursday, Sept. 21, 2006 - th13: Snippets of Dialogue, and Falling for Fall
Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2006 - wdlss wdnsdy: Snaps from a Redneck Wedding
Monday, Sept. 18, 2006 - Horny Horny Horny Horny
Thursday, Sept. 14, 2006 - TH13: More Opening Lines, Gabba Gabba Hey
Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006 - wdlss wdnsdy: Why You Shouldn't Choose the Lowest Bid for Your Moving Needs
Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2006 - Vernacular, Colloquialisms, and Naming Your Body Parts
Monday, Sept. 11, 2006 - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
Thursday, Sept. 07, 2006 - TH 13: First Lines of the next Great American Novel
Wednesday, Sept. 06, 2006 - Wdlss Wdnsdy: Yipes.
Tuesday, Sept. 05, 2006 - Defensive Driving Takes On a Whole New Context
Monday, Sept. 04, 2006 - How Many Ways Can I Say I'm Sorry?
Friday, Sept. 01, 2006 - Fear THIS
Thursday, Aug. 31, 2006 - Th.13: Dirty Limericks (FROM MEMORY)
Wednesday, Aug. 30, 2006 - wordless wednesday: Dude, I Think You're Gonna Lose Your Job
Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006 - Snark: Hot and Spicy, Arizona Style
Monday, Aug. 28, 2006 - Please Don't Suck Unless You're Willing to Swallow
Thursday, Aug. 24, 2006 - TH 13: Creepy, Freaky, Album Covers from HELL
Wednesday, Aug. 23, 2006 - Wordless Wed.: The Boy Bands Before N'Sync
Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006 - It's a dangerous thing when you refer to your computer as "sexy"
Monday, Aug. 21, 2006 - Isn't Andy Rooney Dead Yet?
Thursday, Aug. 17, 2006 - Now a dingo screaming "STELLA!", that I'd pay to see
Wednesday, Aug. 16, 2006 - A Little Less Conversation
Tuesday, Aug. 08, 2006 - I don't want to be saluted by the White Race
Monday, Aug. 07, 2006 - Dodge! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
Friday, Aug. 04, 2006 - Malaise and Ennui
Thursday, Aug. 03, 2006 - Thurs.13: Random Movies from My Blockbuster.com Queue, and I Am So Freakishly Lame
Wednesday, Aug. 02, 2006 - Wordless Wednesday: Sometimes you get the bear, Sometimes the bear gets you. Sometimes the bear rips off your head and shits down your neck.
Monday, Jul. 31, 2006 - It all goes back to the wedgies
Friday, Jul. 28, 2006 - Everybody's Working for the Weekend!
Thursday, Jul. 27, 2006 - Thurs. 13: Searching for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe
Monday, Jul. 24, 2006 - It's all good, It's all right, Everybody gets laid -- TONIGHT!!
Wednesday, Jul. 19, 2006 - Vicodin Fantasies and Percoset Dreams
Wednesday, Jul. 12, 2006 - WORDLESS WEDNESDAY: Givin' My Readers What They Want
Tuesday, Jul. 11, 2006 - I Told You So
Monday, Jul. 10, 2006 - Hopefully I can still avoid Pocky
Friday, Jul. 07, 2006 - Compelled to write
Thursday, Jul. 06, 2006 - Thursday 13: ScotValkyrie's Personal Shopper Services
Wednesday, Jul. 05, 2006 - Ad Infinitum
Monday, Jul. 03, 2006 - I got my Kit, but I'm all out of Kaboodles
Friday, Jun. 30, 2006 - Horror Movies, the Jaded Masses, and a Couple of Dicks Thrown In
Thursday, Jun. 29, 2006 - Thursday Thirteen: Books We'll Probably Never Get to Read
Wednesday, Jun. 28, 2006 - Wordless Wednesday: Lost in Translation
Monday, Jun. 26, 2006 - Dollars to Dial for Donuts
Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006 - Every Good Boy Deserves Favour: Thursday Thirteen
Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006 - What will I get if I do??
Monday, Jun. 19, 2006 - Vanilla Pudding or Hydrofluoric Acid? Choose Wisely.
Friday, Jun. 16, 2006 - A balanced diet is a bar of chocolate in each hand
Thursday, Jun. 15, 2006 - I think it's a Freudian Petticoat
Wednesday, Jun. 14, 2006 - I Thought All You Need is CASH
Monday, Jun. 12, 2006 - Gizzards, Scrapple, and Tripe
Thursday, Jun. 08, 2006 - Thursday Thirteen Part I: The TARDIS
Wednesday, Jun. 07, 2006 - Grok on a Rock!
Monday, Jun. 05, 2006 - Lettin' it All Hang Out
Thursday, Jun. 01, 2006 - Holy Thursday Thirteen, Batman!
Wednesday, May. 31, 2006 - Premiering the Foofie Blog!
Tuesday, May. 30, 2006 - Split Happens
Monday, May. 29, 2006 - Everywhere a Sign-Sign
Thursday, May. 25, 2006 - Just the normal ramblings and a grumble about the President
Monday, May. 22, 2006 - A bad movie should be so on purpose, otherwise it's just really sad
Friday, May. 19, 2006 - Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me
Thursday, May. 18, 2006 - Thursday Thirteen Bottles of Beer on the Wall
Wednesday, May. 17, 2006 - But I don't do apartment living anymore
Monday, May. 15, 2006 - I like feeding grapefruit to infants
Thursday, May. 11, 2006 - No, I don't WANT a pancake
Wednesday, May. 10, 2006 - Puerile TV and Movies: I Can't Get Enough
Monday, May. 08, 2006 - Do you like my goofy photos? (hint, hint)
Thursday, May. 04, 2006 - Maybe we're all just wankers
Wednesday, May. 03, 2006 - Just a poopy kind of day
Monday, May. 01, 2006 - My mother is frightened of Shriners
Friday, Apr. 28, 2006 - And just like that, the flood gates opened
Thursday, Apr. 27, 2006 - Jollies gone Jibbly
Wednesday, Apr. 26, 2006 - How many times can you "Anyhoo" and "apparently" before it gets annoying?
Monday, Apr. 24, 2006 - Monday, monday (ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
Friday, Apr. 21, 2006 - still growing up after all these years
Thursday, Apr. 20, 2006 - Always going forward, because we can't go in reverse
Wednesday, Apr. 19, 2006 - What lotion? What basket?
Monday, Apr. 17, 2006 - It's getting to be tantamount to exercise
Friday, Apr. 14, 2006 - Stuck in a poo loop
Thursday, Apr. 13, 2006 - No more leavened bread!
Wednesday, Apr. 12, 2006 - Schroedinger's Pizza is both in and out of the box at the same time!
Monday, Apr. 10, 2006 - Sometimes it's just like running backwards naked through a cornfield
Friday, Apr. 07, 2006 - You've got to run . . . and get some lunch
Wednesday, Apr. 05, 2006 - I was never able to eat a Baby Ruth again
Tuesday, Mar. 28, 2006 - The engine in the car goes "clunk"
Saturday, Mar. 25, 2006 - And your bird can sing!
Thursday, Mar. 23, 2006 - Oh, dear
Monday, Mar. 20, 2006 - Here's a little primal scream therapy for you
Wednesday, Mar. 15, 2006 - Major Freakin' Milestones! (and I'm not being snarky)
Tuesday, Mar. 07, 2006 - Johnny is also the one who signs my paychecks. Crapola.
Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2006 - BONNIE HAS CABIN FEVER
Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2006 - A big shout-out to ME!
Saturday, Feb. 18, 2006 - Quick update
Sunday, Feb. 12, 2006 - EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
Friday, Feb. 10, 2006 - Another Burning Question.
Thursday, Feb. 09, 2006 - Questions that make my ears bleed
Wednesday, Feb. 08, 2006 - Huckleberry You!
Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 - Yarn-grubbing, ye gods
Thursday, Jan. 26, 2006 - To Hell with Thinking Things Through
Monday, Jan. 23, 2006 - Anyone got some extra insulin?
Friday, Jan. 20, 2006 - Ta ra ra boom-dee-ay!
Thursday, Jan. 19, 2006 - I am so going to get lynched by a guy in a sporrin
Wednesday, Jan. 18, 2006 - All pictures, all the time
Monday, Jan. 16, 2006 - Mmm -- crunchy
Friday, Jan. 13, 2006 - So There
Thursday, Jan. 12, 2006 - Why DO I hate "freedom" so much??
Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006 - But is there an oyster bar?
Monday, Jan. 09, 2006 - Don't be dumb, be a Smartie! Come and join the Nazi Party!
Friday, Jan. 06, 2006 - I really should stop insulting the mentally deficient
Thursday, Jan. 05, 2006 - When yer out of Bud, tough Schlitz
Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006 - It's a Disk-O-Tek Holiday!
Tuesday, Jan. 03, 2006 - Budweiser, Breakfast of Champions
Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005 - I think I have Cabin Fever
Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005 - Don't you DARE bogart that
Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2005 - You can pick your friend's nose, but it's gotta be a real good friend
Monday, Dec. 26, 2005 - Driving Through the Snow in a Beat-up Chevrolet
Thursday, Dec. 22, 2005 - Happy Whatever You Want!
Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 - kvetching and being generally verklempt
Friday, Dec. 16, 2005 - Signs, signs, everywhere are signs
Thursday, Dec. 15, 2005 - Cheap Damned Toilet Paper for Eternity
Wednesday, Dec. 14, 2005 - No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
Monday, Dec. 12, 2005 - Muscles, mumblings, and movies
Friday, Dec. 09, 2005 - Some slight religious diatribe
Thursday, Dec. 08, 2005 - Signs o' Snarkiness
Wednesday, Dec. 07, 2005 - Hubster, Prozac, and Trixie ride again
Monday, Dec. 05, 2005 - A case of Rice-A-Roni will be on its way soon!
Friday, Dec. 02, 2005 - Freaked out by Misfit Toys
Wednesday, Nov. 30, 2005 - Such a one-track mind
Monday, Nov. 28, 2005 - Keepin' it in the family
Friday, Nov. 25, 2005 - WHAT about the storks???
Wednesday, Nov. 23, 2005 - Flashing back to Catholic school
Monday, Nov. 21, 2005 - A real pussy of an entry
Friday, Nov. 18, 2005 - Jesus Saves! He Shoots! He Scores!
Wednesday, Nov. 09, 2005 - I have not sold out!
Tuesday, Nov. 08, 2005 - Mullet toss at the Flora-Bama
Friday, Nov. 04, 2005 - Whether it's Heartland or Pepperland, it's still bad cinema
Wednesday, Nov. 02, 2005 - A curious pile of random images
Monday, Oct. 31, 2005 - Another rant, and not a funny one
Friday, Oct. 28, 2005 - Smell MY feet, you rotten candy-beggars
Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005 - Animal, Vegetable, Mineral
Monday, Oct. 24, 2005 - Rants on Pants
Saturday, Oct. 22, 2005 - Cripes, I'm getting old
Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2005 - When ya gotta go . . .
Friday, Oct. 14, 2005 - Crazed Woman Enters Mosh Pit with Disturbing Results
Thursday, Oct. 13, 2005 - wardrobe change
Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2005 - fixes, sinking spells, and cravings
Monday, Oct. 10, 2005 - They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha!!
Friday, Oct. 07, 2005 - Time for RoadKill Bingo!
Monday, Oct. 03, 2005 - Spit
Thursday, Sept. 29, 2005 - It is Thursday, isn't it??
Friday, Sept. 23, 2005 - No longer a grandma
Friday, Sept. 16, 2005 - Like Sands Through the Hourglass
Tuesday, Sept. 13, 2005 - Breathe, wheeze, breathe
Monday, Sept. 05, 2005 - ah -- can't even bring up the words
Monday, Aug. 22, 2005 - A co-worker's angst
Thursday, Aug. 18, 2005 - He almost married an axe murderess
Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2005 - Past behavior indicates future behavior
Sunday, Aug. 14, 2005 - A very scatalogical entry - not for the faint of heart
Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005 - Criminitlies
Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005 - Goofy-assed weather
Monday, Aug. 08, 2005 - Goodbye, Max
Friday, Aug. 05, 2005 - -
Friday, Aug. 05, 2005 - Returning to Flowage Canyon
Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005 - Stick a fork in my ass and turn me over
Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005 - Not that Wonderland
Friday, Jul. 29, 2005 - Post-Coital Endorphins and other picture postcards
Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005 - The difference between "Ooohh" and "Aaahhh" is usually about 4 inches
Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005 - Another day older and you're deeper in debt
Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005 - No new wheels for me
Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005 - Oddment and Tweak
Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005 - Bodily functions and Surgical desciptions
Saturday, Jul. 16, 2005 - I read too fast and now I have a headache and I can't sleep.
Friday, Jul. 15, 2005 - Necrophiliac Flea!
Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005 - The good old days of family television
Wednesday, Jul. 13, 2005 - Holy Fucking Christ in a sidecar
Monday, Jul. 11, 2005 - Loo paper and other sentiments
Friday, Jul. 08, 2005 - Appetizer, anyone?
Thursday, Jul. 07, 2005 - Bonnie Facts and Factoids
Thursday, Jul. 07, 2005 - Cold cream might take care of that
Tuesday, Jul. 05, 2005 - DIRECTORS and ARTISTS!!
Monday, Jul. 04, 2005 - Get bent, Internet Explorer
Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005 - An entry dedicated to the one I love
Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 - And God Said, Let There Be Lips.
Monday, Jun. 27, 2005 - Sheriff Joe is a Big Fat Idiot and applicable movie quotes
Friday, Jun. 24, 2005 - Friday ramblings, including TWO movie reviews
Thursday, Jun. 23, 2005 - Perhaps too much information for you
Wednesday, Jun. 22, 2005 - My husband spends his days off playing computer games for 12 hours straight
Monday, Jun. 20, 2005 - Refusing to give in to the toxicity
Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005 - One, two, three, four, throw.
Wednesday, Jun. 15, 2005 - America -- TODAY!!
Monday, Jun. 13, 2005 - Just Desserts
Friday, Jun. 10, 2005 - Stage Blood: a primer
Thursday, Jun. 09, 2005 - You know it flows downhill
Friday, Jun. 03, 2005 - Outlook not so good
2005-06-01 - Digging my Potato
2005-05-31 - Here endeth the lesson
2005-05-31 - Never underestimate the completely deranged or the completely stupid
2005-05-27 - Who's your Padre?
2005-05-25 - Jonesin' for Snuggle
2005-05-23 - 400CCs a trip, in case you wanted to know
2005-05-21 - The very auspicious Friday the 13th
2005-05-20 - Breathe deep
2005-05-15 - Negative for Lymphoma!
2005-05-11 - Hello Kitty says to Kiss Her Ass
2005-05-10 - Copping a 'tude, so there!
2005-05-07 - Meet me at the waterfront, after the social
2005-05-06 - Ackbar the amazing Dildo Dalek
2005-05-04 - All the sugar and twice the caffeine!
2005-05-02 - Chocolate Salty Balls and other confections
2005-04-29 - Trying to not give in to despair
2005-04-27 - Even Meat Loaf goes bad
2005-04-20 - When we gonna get to Goshen?
2005-04-18 - Snip Snip Snip
2005-04-16 - He loved us to death
2005-04-14 - Mumble Dumble Bumble Numble
2005-04-11 - Keep them flat-footed goombahs in Washington out of my personal business, and hurry-up with my Federal bail-out check
2005-04-06 - Death, taxes, and people whoc drive without insurance
2005-04-04 - Bubba Immolated Mama
2005-03-24 - You Betcha!
2005-03-16 - Food, glorious food
2005-03-15 - poo to you with knobs on
2005-03-14 - MEH
2005-01-14 - Blizzards, Diablo, and Chicklets
2005-01-12 - Toys and Games
2004-12-27 - Patience is a virtue but I never said I was virtuous
2004-12-17 - You can't buy it, you can only rent
2004-12-10 - Birth, school, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, death
2004-12-06 - Someone left my arthritis out in the rain
2004-12-03 - Mom and Dad are freaks, of course
2004-12-01 - Idyllic Times
2004-11-24 - don't read this
2004-08-20 - Bonnie Factoids