Monday, Oct. 31, 2011 - I suppose “odiferous pinecones” doesn’t have a good ring to it
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2010 - Click below to find out what he called me
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2010 - Yeah, he really did call me that
Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - Click below to go nowhere either fast or slowly; your choice
Friday, Mar. 05, 2010 - HELLLLLLLLLLO NURSE!
Tuesday, Mar. 02, 2010 - Click below to learn Machine-Gun Punctuation
Wednesday, Feb. 24, 2010 - Click below to visit the Monochromatic Kitchen
Tuesday, Feb. 16, 2010 - Click below to yell CHUPACABRA in a crowded cantina
Monday, Feb. 15, 2010 - Click below to find out where I got an antibiotic shot.
Tuesday, Sept. 08, 2009 - Click below for the New Shoes for Industry!
Sunday, Sept. 06, 2009 - Click below to break a HIPAA regulation.
Wednesday, Sept. 02, 2009 - Click below to send a pig to dizzying heights.
Saturday, Aug. 29, 2009 - Click below to be my baaa-by.
Friday, Aug. 21, 2009 - Click below to join a great big convoy.
Wednesday, Aug. 19, 2009 - Click below for more vitriol.
Friday, Aug. 14, 2009 - a little bit me
Wednesday, Aug. 12, 2009 - Click below to save a child from George Bush
Friday, Aug. 07, 2009 - Woot, Gah, Ewwww.
Thursday, Aug. 06, 2009 - Click here to fall down this rabbit hole
Wednesday, Aug. 05, 2009 - WDLS WED: Play 'em if you still got 'em.
Tuesday, Aug. 04, 2009 - My name is Scotvalkyrie and I'm a Fiberholic.
Wednesday, Jul. 22, 2009 - WDLS WED: Care Bears always care for cuttin' loose with semi-automatic assualt rifles!
Saturday, Jul. 04, 2009 - For the Fourth, and for our Soldiers and all others who have fought for our freedoms and rights.
Wednesday, Jul. 01, 2009 - WDLS WED: Unfortunately, there's never a shortage of Creepy Butt Dork Rockerz. *sigh*
Monday, Jun. 29, 2009 - MeMe: for us more "mature" folks.
Wednesday, Jun. 24, 2009 - WDLS WED: The Tardis is down the other hallway.
Monday, Jun. 22, 2009 - Yo Yo Yo
Sunday, Jun. 14, 2009 - bitter butter sure ain't better
Friday, Jun. 12, 2009 - don't scratch that
Wednesday, Jun. 03, 2009 - Seriously
Tuesday, Jun. 02, 2009 - Back with the ranting
Monday, May. 18, 2009 - but I can type 62 wpm
Friday, May. 15, 2009 - just a few words
Friday, May. 08, 2009 - It may repel moles, but it doesn't do a damn thing for plush hedgehogs.
Thursday, May. 07, 2009 - WDLS WED: Goodbye, cruel, cruel, world.
Wednesday, Apr. 29, 2009 - WDLS WED: Drunken White Trash goes WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tuesday, Apr. 28, 2009 - It's a Hostage Yarn Situation
Thursday, Apr. 23, 2009 - TH 13: Random-nicity
Wednesday, Apr. 08, 2009 - WDLS WED: It's the Easter Bunny, Hooray!
Monday, Apr. 06, 2009 - meaning of deep-cleaning when a flick of a dustcloth should be enough
Friday, Apr. 03, 2009 - fiddle dee dee, and all that
Thursday, Apr. 02, 2009 - my back's against the record machine
Wednesday, Apr. 01, 2009 - WDLS WED: See, it's things like this that give knitting a bad name.
Tuesday, Mar. 31, 2009 - the band played the last post and chorus
Thursday, Mar. 05, 2009 - sunrise and sunset, happiness and tears
Tuesday, Mar. 03, 2009 - a brand-new angel in heaven tonight
Monday, Mar. 02, 2009 - quack quack quack
Sunday, Mar. 01, 2009 - this gimp's been knitting
Wednesday, Feb. 25, 2009 - WDLS WED: Go, Speed Racer! Gooooo!
Monday, Feb. 23, 2009 - lather me up and call me a loofah
Sunday, Feb. 15, 2009 - Damn that man of mine.
Monday, Feb. 09, 2009 - flaming squirrels are eating my tongue
Wednesday, Feb. 04, 2009 - WDLS WED: I don't like you!
Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2009 - Empty Bed, soon to be filled with Nick!
Friday, Jan. 23, 2009 - Empty a Bed for Nick!!
Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2009 - -
Monday, Jan. 19, 2009 - big black prosthetic spunking beast todger
Friday, Jan. 16, 2009 - Butter my Butt and Call me a Biscuit
Monday, Jan. 12, 2009 - My ass is PERFECT in the Land of Dairy Queen!
Thursday, Jan. 08, 2009 - Bollocks
Wednesday, Jan. 07, 2009 - Just another Wednesday.
Monday, Jan. 05, 2009 - Happy Knit-iversary to Me!
Friday, Jan. 02, 2009 - The Prince of Darkness probably drives a muscle car
Wednesday, Dec. 31, 2008 - WDLS WED: U give Goth a Bad Name.
Monday, Dec. 29, 2008 - HALT
Thursday, Dec. 25, 2008 - -
Wednesday, Dec. 24, 2008 - Even Christmas crafters are feeling the pain of the recession.
Tuesday, Dec. 23, 2008 - made from the blood of the broken middle class
Friday, Dec. 19, 2008 - Some People Really Just Need Smacking
Thursday, Dec. 11, 2008 - Salve for your Ring of Fire
Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2008 - Grandma MacLeod sez, "There can be only one."
Monday, Dec. 08, 2008 - so there
Friday, Dec. 05, 2008 - Eyes Are Turning the Color of Frozen Meat
Thursday, Dec. 04, 2008 - This is Signage Tap
Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2008 - Scotvalkyrie's been sick, and she feels pretty much like this . . .
Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2008 - Look what Scotvalkyrie got because she lost 51.2 lbs!!
Monday, Nov. 24, 2008 - I'm gonna spend all your money (at the Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar)!
Wednesday, Nov. 19, 2008 - WDLS WED: Ass. Hole. Any Questions?
Friday, Nov. 14, 2008 - tying garbage cans to the axles of giant Mack trucks
Thursday, Nov. 13, 2008 - A Bit of Nonsense
Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2008 - Which is the worst thing about this picture? The fingernails, the toenails, or the Neo-Nazi tattoo? You decide.
Friday, Nov. 07, 2008 - Right-Sizing is Quite Wrong
Thursday, Nov. 06, 2008 - My new name is Grace!
Friday, Oct. 10, 2008 - He's not so vain, but this entry is about him.
Wednesday, Oct. 08, 2008 - WDLS WED: Someone's not doing so well on the Atkins(tm) diet.
Friday, Oct. 03, 2008 - Chick-a-Boom Chicka Mau Mau
Thursday, Oct. 02, 2008 - Cinemania!
Wednesday, Oct. 01, 2008 - WDLS WED: Oh dear, a failure at CosPlay.
Monday, Sept. 29, 2008 - Oh dear God, make it stop!
Friday, Sept. 26, 2008 - Hell is for Children, Apparently
Thursday, Sept. 25, 2008 - TH13: Pet Names I Have Called the Hubster (besides Hubster)
Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2008 - WDLS WED: Bad Parenting 101
Monday, Sept. 22, 2008 - Revenge of the Nerd
Friday, Sept. 19, 2008 - Kits, but I'm all outta Kaboodles
Wednesday, Sept. 17, 2008 - WDLS WED: Kitten, plus paper bag, equals . . . ???
Friday, Sept. 12, 2008 - Life's turning into Saint Elsewhere
Wednesday, Sept. 10, 2008 - Hey, kids! It's Captain Cock! Hooray!
Thursday, Sept. 04, 2008 - TH13: Ranting, Raving, and Generally Kvetching
Wednesday, Sept. 03, 2008 - WDLS WED: It is a little more difficult than crapping your pants. But not by much.
Monday, Sept. 01, 2008 - Please Hold All Your Questions Until the End of the Tour
Friday, Aug. 29, 2008 - So Under the Influence of Nyquil (tm)
Thursday, Aug. 21, 2008 - Can Hubster Haz Squid on Hed?
Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2008 - WDLS WED: The Giant Squid Hat is finally done!!
Friday, Aug. 15, 2008 - Lookin' Good, Kickin' Ass, Gettin' Laid
Thursday, Aug. 14, 2008 - And the Resentment Never Stops
Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2008 - WDLS WED: Yay! It's Mr. Bacon Head!
Monday, Aug. 11, 2008 - I EAT N00BS!
Friday, Aug. 08, 2008 - Plop Plop Fizz Fizz
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2008 - I imagine a banjo solo after the first refrain.
Thursday, Jul. 31, 2008 - Yes, I'll have some Gouda with that Chardonnay
Wednesday, Jul. 30, 2008 - This and That, But Not the Other
Saturday, Jul. 26, 2008 - It is going to be okay, really, I promise
Friday, Jul. 25, 2008 - stick your butt down the toilet and flush it
Wednesday, Jul. 23, 2008 - Dangerous Last Words: "Hey! Watch This!"
Thursday, Jul. 17, 2008 - Skinnamarinkadinkydink
Wednesday, Jul. 16, 2008 - WDLS WED: Wally's IN the bag, man.
Monday, Jul. 14, 2008 - Beware! The Sewer Horse is Watching You.
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2008 - WeenieMan, AWAY!!
Monday, Jul. 07, 2008 - Ding a Ling!
Friday, Jul. 04, 2008 - Golly What a Day
Thursday, Jul. 03, 2008 - TH13: Do You Feel Lucky, Sign? Well, Do You?!
Monday, Jun. 30, 2008 - Likes to Stab Balls with Pointy Sticks
Friday, Jun. 27, 2008 - WDLS WEEK: Cigarette Haiku: Cigarettes have feelings too.
Thursday, Jun. 26, 2008 - WDLS WEEK: Thank you, Phantom English Teacher. Thank you!
Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2008 - WDLS WEEK: Dogs and Cats, Living Together, Anteaters Wearing Sweaters, Mass Hysteria.
Monday, Jun. 23, 2008 - WDLS WEEK: Gotcha!
Thursday, Jun. 19, 2008 - Just Let Me Finish This Row!
Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2008 - WDLS WED: Contestant on new FOX Reality Show or Sad Fraternity Wanker? You decide.
Monday, Jun. 16, 2008 - It’s just going to be a weird Monday.
Thursday, Jun. 12, 2008 - Stinkin' to High Heaven
Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 - WDLS WED: Kid, you're not supposed to do the experiment on YOURSELF.
Monday, Jun. 09, 2008 - It Does Go On and On and On . . .
Wednesday, Jun. 04, 2008 - WDLS WED: All Hubster said was that he "had a little trouble with the grill."
Monday, Jun. 02, 2008 - Gads, I am One Total Spoiled Brat.
Monday, May. 26, 2008 - Scattin' with Quasimodo
Wednesday, May. 21, 2008 - WDLS WED: Mmmmm . . . bacon.
Friday, May. 16, 2008 - I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
Wednesday, May. 14, 2008 - WDLS WED: Man, some people can sleep anywhere.
Monday, May. 12, 2008 - A Very Buttock-Centered Entry
Thursday, May. 08, 2008 - Talk about pissin' in some Wheaties
Wednesday, May. 07, 2008 - WDLS WED: What they don't tell you about is the goddamned flying sheep.
Monday, May. 05, 2008 - Catching Up
Wednesday, Apr. 30, 2008 - WDLS WED: Now for a change of pace . . . the cactus flower in my front yard
Monday, Apr. 28, 2008 - It's Probably Healthier than Mainlining Metallica, However
Thursday, Apr. 24, 2008 - Still More Subversive Cinema
Wednesday, Apr. 23, 2008 - WDLS WED: Bill Stickers got a bum rap, I tell you!
Monday, Apr. 21, 2008 - TNT is Dy-No-Mite!!
Friday, Apr. 18, 2008 - I Could Use Some Turbo Lovin'
Thursday, Apr. 17, 2008 - Drivin' Like Bats Outta Hell
Friday, Apr. 04, 2008 - Let's All Go To the Lobby
Thursday, Apr. 03, 2008 - Fol-del-rol and fiddle-dee-fuck!
Wednesday, Apr. 02, 2008 - WDLS WED: But the fat ones use more jet fuel.
Thursday, Mar. 27, 2008 - I Can No Longer Brain. I Have the Dumb.
Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2008 - WDLS WED: I think Maury Povich is her Daddy.
Friday, Mar. 21, 2008 - Here's the Easter Bunny, Hooray
Wednesday, Mar. 19, 2008 - WDLS WED: Battling Your Inner Geek: Sweater vs. the Meniscus.
Monday, Mar. 17, 2008 - Ta Ra Loo La Roo Lal
Friday, Mar. 14, 2008 - Wreaking Havoc on Internal Plumbing!
Thursday, Mar. 13, 2008 - Even I Know Which is for Shooting and Which is for Fun
Wednesday, Mar. 12, 2008 - WDLS WED: Ninja Goalkeeper!
Monday, Mar. 10, 2008 - They broke the Chalice from the Palace
Thursday, Mar. 06, 2008 - Well, Smear Me with Buttercream Frosting and Call Me Dolly Madison
Wednesday, Mar. 05, 2008 - WDLS WED: But is the dead guy lovin' it too??
Monday, Mar. 03, 2008 - "So" with a needle and thread
Friday, Feb. 22, 2008 - Actually, 52 and demon change
Thursday, Feb. 21, 2008 - Sorry, I've Already Been Spanked Today!
Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2008 - WDLS WED: All gardens need a proper topiary boner.
Sunday, Feb. 17, 2008 - MeMe, MyMy
Friday, Feb. 15, 2008 - Writ Large on the Marquee: Gas!
Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2008 - WDLS WED: Is It In Yet??
Monday, Feb. 11, 2008 - RIP: I Think You're Going to Need A Bigger Boat.
Friday, Feb. 08, 2008 - The Train of Thought Keeps Jumping the Tracks
Thursday, Feb. 07, 2008 - The Word "Various" Comes Up A LOT In This Entry
Wednesday, Feb. 06, 2008 - WDLS WED: HEL-lo!
Friday, Feb. 01, 2008 - Wax On! Wax Off!
Thursday, Jan. 31, 2008 - TH13: The Hills Have Signs.
Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2008 - . . . And the Sensuous Pagan Ritual Begins
Monday, Jan. 28, 2008 - Where Is Topol when You Need Him?
Monday, Jan. 14, 2008 - Attack of the Cigarette Smoking Ninja Nuclear Vegan Monkeys
Friday, Jan. 04, 2008 - And cue the dwarf with the cornstarch . . .
Thursday, Jan. 03, 2008 - Oh, God, Save Me From Rabid FanBoys.
Tuesday, Jan. 01, 2008 - Feed My Frankenstein
before o after
A Witty Kitty
I Miss My Sanity
Kung Fu Kitten
Poolagirl’s Tales of the HMS Pie-Rat
The Daily WTF
12% BEER (and Monkey Love)
Yeah I’m a Dork
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