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Monday, May. 08, 2006 at 10:16 a.m.

On this day in 1998, Former Senator and onetime Presidential candidate Bob Dole tells television interviewer Larry King that he participated in the Viagra impotence drug trials, and thoroughly enjoyed himself in the process. Dole's name soon becomes synonymous with erectile dysfunction.

I liked Bob Dole. And Liddy, too. I suppose they�re enjoying retirement and all. And really, what he and Liddy do between the sheets is none of my business. I�m not partisan at all; I look at issues more than party lines, but blatent honesty and sheer humor goes a long way with me. Of course, I also write to my Congressmen when they do stupid stuff saying, �Bad Congressman! No! Bad!� And I vote, too.

What a weekend. Hubster and I went to the ball game (Diamondbacks v. Cincinnati Reds, won 3-1) on Saturday night for free and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, sitting in the bleachers right behind right field. I got to look at Luis Gonzalez�s butt through the whole game. What a lovely ass he has! Nice and perky and round. We didn�t catch any baseballs because no one shot a line drive at us. Also in attendance was the entire Chandler Little League, all 17,237 150 or so of them in their little uniforms, and all of them attempted to sit next to us because we had room next to us on the bleacher. Finally, the Hubster snarled at them to return their own seats. And they went. I love Hubster. He scares little kids. He�s gonna get a rocking chair and sit on the front porch with a shotgun across his lap in his old age, and we�re gonna give out butterscotch discs and peppermints stolen from restaurants on Halloween.

Hmm. I was going to post a veritable butt-load (a JLo buttload at that) of new pictures, but now I see that I am at 136% of my image limit. I could have sworn last week I was like at 30%. I�m guessing Andrew is changing things around again, or I�ve got a mother of an image in there. Now he�s sending me messages encouraging me to upgrade to SuperGold, which is, well, another $24. Normally I don�t quibble over $24 but I thought I could ask you good people for a gift.. Hell, porktornado gets his site subsidized, from what I hear. I would really like to continue the Donkey Story, so click on my �profile� link and give today!

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