When yer out of Bud, tough Schlitz
Thursday, Jan. 05, 2006 at 1:07 p.m.
Man, I hate it when work interferes with my life. I�ve actually been kind of busy today so I really haven�t been able to add more movies to my blockbuster.com queue (506 movies and counting!) or keep up with the diaries or check out my usual time-wasters today. Coupled with the fact that the surgery to remove my girly bits and force me into instant menopause has been scheduled for February 15th, I�m just a bundle of bleah today. Perhaps I need to partake of the services of this business:
The problem is, I can think if at least a dozen people that could literally use such a service. Actually, most of those people really should just start over from gene 1. Like people who would ignore this sign:
But then, if everyone had the common sense of, oh, say, a turnip, then we wouldn�t be able to experience this kind of fun:
Wow! Just how many people does it take to remove a chair from a dumb kid�s head?
Did I actually just type that sentence? It�s kind of like asking: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The answer: Giraffes don�t melt, but the bathtub needs more spanners.
And watch out for the cows:
