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Thursday, Dec. 15, 2005 at 10:12 a.m.
Happy Thursday, Kiddywinks!
Last night Hubster and I had some fun. We took the Gypsydog to one of our local pet shops to experience the PetSpa:
Imagine an automatic car wash. We loaded our puppy girl into the thing and let �er rip. A 4 minute wash cycle and a 20 dry cycle later, Gypsy was thoroughly pissed and completely freaked out. It�s supposedly created to reduce stress in dogs, but we didn�t think too much of it. Everyone in the store, however, came by to witness the thing in action, and it was quite entertaining. Hubster thinks he�ll just go back to giving Gypsy a bath in the enclosed shower. Here�s our goofydog:
Isn�t she the CUTEST???? We got her from the Humane Society a year and a half ago. We think she�s 4 or 5 years old. Gypsy is also the sweetest thing and will lick you to death if you let her. If one of the cats has misbehaved, we take the cat over to Gypsy and let the dog slobber all over the cat as punishment. She�s also the perfect size for young children: she�s not very big at all and she�s the right height to lick sticky ice-cream laden faces. We love taking her to the local Baskin-Robbins for that purpose. And she only barks when the doorbell rings. Otherwise she�s silent. We luuurrrve our puppy girl!
Okay, enough of that. Yesterday I featured �Self-Immolation for Jesus� and I�ve also recently mentioned �Six Flags over Jesus� and now we have the latest installment, The Church of Wal-Mart:
I am awash with fear and trepidation. Where does Wal-Mart fit in in Dante�s Divine Comedy? I suspect that Wal-Mart and its executives thereof will (hopefully) be eventually occupying the Fourth Circle, the circle of avarice, where they can slave for the man for all eternity in repentance for their greediness. Or Wal-Mart will use their money, of which they have more than God, and bargain their way into running the concession stands. Or even worse, Wal-Mart will simply buy out a land plot next to Hell in order to roll back damnation prices, driving the Nine Circles right out of business.