IVGLDSW Day! Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" To the Girls !! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Unite, the IVGLDS Women of the World! Today is your day, so seize it! Act Silly! Take a Leap of Faith! Refuse to Take Orders! And Stake Out Your Territory!
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