Snark: Hot and Spicy, Arizona Style
Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006 at 7:56 a.m.
On this day in 1904, David Hyrum Smith, son of Mormon founder Joseph Smith, dies in an insane asylum after 27 years of lunacy. His father in 1844 had predicted that his unborn son would be named David and that he would be "President and King of Israel". At least he got the name right.
On a similar note, Geoffrey Quentin McCaully Hubbard (6 January 1954 � 28 October 1976), was the son of L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of the Church of Scientology. His father had groomed his son to take over the organization for him, but Quentin's personality was ill-suited for being the leader of an international religious denomination. Personally he wanted little to do with Scientology. Quentin was found dead on October 28, 1976 of an apparent suicide.
And the moral of the story is, don�t be the son of a cult leader. Perhaps we can make it akin to child abuse. Like the poor schmucks in this picture:
And I still see children with whiffle cuts, but with a tail that falls down to the center of their backs. What the hell decade is these parents caught in? I may be a kettle calling a pot black, as I have recently been rocking out to Van Halen�s 1984 in my car, but at least I don�t have any children to project that nonsense on to.
And talking about nonsense:
Get a job, who ever you are. Yes, a riding wheelbarrow makes sense in embryo, but you can�t carry anything in it. But, I suppose if you�re the kind of person who finds that nifty, you might find this nifty as well:
If the Stay-Puft� Marshmallow Man had a ride, that�d be it! The only thing that would make that car perfect would be if it were actually made soft, so you could bump into things. Then you wouldn�t need insurance!
And talk about a bumpin� ride:
And talk about a bumpy ride:
Wouldn�t that be considered animal abuse?
And the Valkyrie makes a full circle of snark! Give that lady a cookie!
Please?