Thursday Thirteen: Books We'll Probably Never Get to Read
Thursday, Jun. 29, 2006 at 11:36 a.m.
1 Harry Potter and the Golden Snatch
2 God Cries When You Touch Yourself
3 Jingoism for Fun and Profit
4 25 Craft Ideas for Shaved Back Hair
5 Modern Voodoo for Modern Households
6 Napalm for Today�s Agriculturist
7 1001 Easy Ways to Pick a Fight with the Irish
8 How to Start Your Own Neighborhood Jihad
9 Pre-Schooler�s Satanism Primer
10 DIY: Trans-Genderism at Home
11 Methods for Fecal Art
12 Joy of Cooking: The Cannibalism Edition
13 Extreme Makeovers: The BDSM Edition
Whether or not these should be published is up for contention. I�d personally like to read the #1 book.
Conversation with Hubster:
Valkyrie: When are we going to have sex?
Hubster: Why do you still have clothes on?
I know a command when I hear one. For Example:
No dessert until you empty that bottle, young lady.