I think it's a Freudian Petticoat
Thursday, Jun. 15, 2006 at 9:01 a.m.
You never know just what you�re going to see in Arizona:
Did you want hot wax on that tumbleweed, there?
Seriously, tumbleweeds can be a problem. Especially when you hit one that�s the size of a Volkswagen Beetle on the Loop 202 going 78 miles per hour. Where the speed limit is 65. Hi Officer!
I find it interesting that the �Volkswagen Beetle� is a universal measurement of size, when we could use the analogy of a Mini Cooper, a Toyota Yaris hatchback, or a 1974 AMC Gremlin. Did anyone out there have a 1974 Gremlin? Or a Pacer, for that matter? Regardless, you could find one on eBay, I�m sure. You can find anything on eBay. And as this has really limited appeal, perhaps this should go on eBay:
And talk about unfortunate names:
But does Jane still? Really? That�s a trick. Here�s another trick:
Ran out of pumpkins, poor guy. Also, one must be careful of double entendres:
Diamonds may be forever, but gravestones still last a pretty frickin� long time. Make sure that you write your own epitaph. And furthermore, don�t have an acronym that may be suspect:
And think before you place advertisements:
Because, even though a cigar is sometimes just a cigar, there�s still a lot of sick puppies out there who giggle at the most seemingly mild thing and paste it all over the internet to laugh at you.