Premiering the Foofie Blog!
Wednesday, May. 31, 2006 at 11:48 a.m.
Well, I am attempting something new.
I have been knitting for a couple of months now, and I�m finding that in Arizona, there is very little point in hats, scarves, and other warm-knitted-type things. However, anyone anywhere in any climate can probably use Foofies. These are knitted slippers that I have been mostly making in adult sizes and have been occasionally giving them as gifts.
In an attempt to fulfill my mercenary issues, I have even created a new blog to show off and yes, sell these creatures of love.
For Example:
These are the Featured Foofies for the Week. Yes, very different from the kinky or shitkicker variety that I normally associate myself with. In fact, these are downright homey and extraordinarily �fluffy�-like for my general personality.
Which is why I�m off-setting the whole thing with making the general public pay for them.
I will, still, I promise, from time to time send random people Foofies for no good reason whatsoever other than as I was making them, thinking to myself, �This pair of Foofies should go to . . . insert name here�
However, if you�re thinking, �hey, I�d like to get some of those in custom colors to give to members of my family, or heck, just myself�, then feel free to contact me.
Mercenary? Perhaps. Desperately seeking validation? Of course.
Lost in Translation?? You Betcha.
King of . . . ? Well, not a bad name for a bed pillow, I suppose. Do you suppose there�s a �Queen� version too?
That just raises all kinds of possibilities. Just like all the possibilities of what this sign is saying:
Think maybe they have �secutity� service at a nudie bar? Maybe. You have to be careful of your colloquialisms wherever you go. For example:
I�ll bet this place is overrun with some very needy people with a limited vernacular.
Of course, having an extended vernacular doesn�t make this any less funny:
By god, Yes! Be proud of what you�ve got! And make sure you protect yourself on that platform!