Everywhere a Sign-Sign Even though I think this whole fad should be passed on by now, this still makes me giggle: Really, though, how far can you stretch a premise? But I suppose if you�re going to have your own business, you need to stretch all premises available to you, if it brings in the customers. Examples: But the best signs are the ones that were never meant to have the impact that they do. Examples: Well, darn it, I thought that business would fly. But I guess Dick wanted to go upscale: But then, Dick realized he still had small town roots, and has opened slightly smaller stores in retail centers like this: Also located in this shopping center: And next door to this fine shopping center is the end of the rainbow: Oh joy! Isn�t modern shopping wonderful??? And the best sign, my favorite one to see as a childless adult who gets frustrated and annoyed by squalling shrieking out-of-control children whose parents do nothing to attempt to control them: Ta!
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