Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me I stole this from poolagirl: 1. My ex is still: wandering around figuring out what the hell to do with his life? Actually, damned if I know. My only real �ex� was the ex-boyfriend from when I was 17, and then my life turned into the Fewer-Than-3-Dates-Then-I-Get-Rid-of-Your-Sorry-Behind Variety. Or the Friends-with-Benefits Variety. 2. I should have: taken more classes in college that had nothing to do with my major. 3. I love: singing at the top of my lungs in the car 4. I don't understand: people who �forget to eat�. I have never forgotten to eat. Eating is compulsory. Otherwise, you get too skinny and you fall down dead. Forgetting to eat simply means you have something wrong with you. 5. I lost: my dignity and respect for myself around the time I turned 20, and it took me nearly the rest of my 20�s to get it back. 6. People say I'm: sarcastically funny. And a person with an �excellent work ethic�. Bleah. 7. Love is: that feeling you get when you�re just looking at him from across the room, and you feel like your heart will just catch on fire, your emotions are so powerful. Or is that acid reflux? 8. Somewhere, someone is: being persecuted for speaking his or her mind, perhaps destroying that person�s will to speak freely. Damn the persecuters! 9. I will always: seek pleasure in music. 10. "Forever" is: a full-time job for both parties, but well worth it. 11. I never want to be: living in fear. 12. I think the current president is: a moron who has made this country FUBAPHORAMEM: Fucked Up Beyond All Possible Hope Of Recovery And Maybe Even More. Thanks, George! 13. When I wake up in the morning: I cuddle with the Hubster until the dog is whining and shaking to be let out, then I take care of all the animals, eat breakfast, and attempt to prevent the Hubster from getting dressed. This day is also a milestone for me as I have realized that I have 50 people who find me worthy for their BuddyList! I am utterly amazed! I feel like a little celebrity. I�m glad that I have regular readers. It had been a long time since I had journaled, but I�ve been having a grand old time here. In fact, here�s some people you should read: bludragnfly, simply-a-mom, pseu-do-me, zen-grae, and nakedbarista. Why? Well, *belch*why not? Gads. Is that from Animal House or Meatballs? Did you know that Bill Murray�s love interest in Meatballs was in a great little porn musical flick called Alice in Wonderland? Yes, a porn musical. And it�s wonderful. You can get the soft-core version occasionally on Ebay. However, you�ll have to beg me for the hard-core version. This little darling is out of print! We watched it at my friend L�s bachelorette party, and she remembered the version showed on Playboy channel, and utterly screeched at the version I had. *Note*: If there are any agents reading this who are media piracy police, I am not condoning unlawful transfers of copyrighted material for public use. Really. But if you�re not agents who are media piracy police, leave a 1 lb. bag of high-end dark chocolate behind the water pipes in the third Men�s room on the second mezzanine of New York Methodist Hospital, Southern Campus, and three weeks later, you will find your tape in the gingko tree to the left of Building 11 on the University of East Florida campus. Really really.
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