Freaked out by Misfit Toys
Friday, Dec. 02, 2005 at 1:04 p.m.
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I�m not surprised by this � I prefer to be barefoot as much as possible. I kick off my shoes at every opportunity. At the times that I am required to wear shoes, I wear as diminutive shoes as possible. However, I do draw the line at those 99-cent slaps that Britney Spears seems to prefer. I like my shoes to be glittery. This also requires that I get regular pedicures, which I believe is one of the best inventions of the universe. Why more men don�t get them I don�t know, because the majority of nail shoppes are run by Vietnamese women, and I thought that it was every man�s fantasy to have his feet rubbed by a cute little Asian woman.
I know how terrible that sounds. Really. But feel free to flame me in my comments section anyway because I am a whore for other people�s opinions. It validates me as a human being.
At any rate, I wish more men would take care of their feet. And their skin. The grubby caveman look really is out, so take a shower and scrape off the big chunks, boys. Yer women will love you fer it.
I really love this time of year. I have a lot of fun buying gifts for other people and I�ve been told that I do a pretty good job at it. I find unusual yet appropriate and generally useful gifts. Or at least entertaining. I�ve found a Green Bay Packers throw pillow that�s all plush and shaped like a helmet so my father can throw it at the TV when they�re losing. In years past, I�ve given him a Packers hard hat and safety glasses for when he was building scenery. And yes, I have given him a cheesehead. Mom is generally much harder to buy for, as she really likes tchotchkes but I don�t, and I have a faint repulsion regarding giving them to her. I�ve found her a lovely Sarah Conventry necklace and some of those 2-Minute Mystery books that she enjoys. Bless her heart, because that�s the length of her attention span.
Hubster, of course, is receiving the brunt of my gift-giving attention and the base of the tree is littered with a half-dozen gifts already wrapped. Not including the small ones I�ve already stuffed into his stocking. He told me I need to stop, because I�m making him look really bad. He also says he doesn�t know what I want, beyond really big-ticket items so I�ve given him a couple of wish lists. I�m sure he�ll come up with some sort of surprise though. He�s kind of good at that.
However, it more than likely will turn out that I�m hosting Christmas for the in-laws and various Hubster siblings and spouses. I might have a dozen or so people to contend with.
AAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!
I only find this stressful because I�m not that social. Don�t believe me, huh? You wouldn�t think that the chicklet who would wear boots like those in the picture wouldn�t be dancing on the bar at every opportunity? I�m really good at turning on the charm for mixers and mingling etc. for short periods of time but that saps all my energy, when I would really just prefer to be curled up in the recliner with a big bowl of macaroni and cheese. A BIG bowl. The kind that you have to mix up the cheese sauce yourself.
Yeah, now you think I�m a liar as well as a lousy eater. Let me know what you think about that, too.
And while you�re at it, go visit all of my favorite chinchillas and leave comments for them and tell them that I said �Hi!� That�s your homework for the weekend.
Have you noticed I haven�t put a single weird picture in here with snarky comments to follow?? Well, have I got a doozy for you.
How would you folks like to see a HUGE, GIANT, COCK??? Just scroll down.
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Heh heh. See you later, my chickybabies!