TH13: Auld Lang Sign
Thursday, Jul. 19, 2007 at 7:10 a.m.
Wasn’t that location supposed to be secret? Did Bruce stiff Alfred out of a Christmas bonus or something?
I’m so glad to see Tim Horton’s expanding. I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to get Fresh Beaver anymore. Whew!
Yeah, Priceline.com can get you a real bargain, but you still need to be wary.
Hey! I think I found a place to send Sheriff Joe Arpaio! It sounds like Ripley County could use a Tent City™ or two.
When Pedestrians Get Delusions of Grandeur.
Why does it not surprise me to see a Japanese caution sign with fiber optic lighting?
Naked light is prohibited? What if the naked light just goes topless but wears a g-string? What if there’s a 4-foot “buffer zone” between you and the naked light?
But if the drugs can’t deal, how else are they going to play canasta? Can they at least cut the cards inside?
The official campsite of the She-Woman Man Haters Club, International.
They have everything from the exotic Brazilian Cabana Boy to the local Minnesotan Bachelor Farmer, I’ll bet.
If you open the pet cocks too quickly, there’s feathers flying everywhere. Don’t try opening fighting cocks at all.
Man, those cops are going to be hurting after the mid-morning coffee and doughnut break. Maybe they should get some Tim Horton’s Fresh Beaver instead.
No one remembers what happened here, but apparently it was important enough to spend your tax dollars on it. Yay, America!