TH13: Auld Lang Sign
Thursday, Jul. 19, 2007 at 7:10 a.m.
Wasn�t that location supposed to be secret? Did Bruce stiff Alfred out of a Christmas bonus or something?
I�m so glad to see Tim Horton�s expanding. I was afraid I wouldn�t be able to get Fresh Beaver anymore. Whew!
Yeah, Priceline.com can get you a real bargain, but you still need to be wary.
Hey! I think I found a place to send Sheriff Joe Arpaio! It sounds like Ripley County could use a Tent City� or two.
When Pedestrians Get Delusions of Grandeur.
Why does it not surprise me to see a Japanese caution sign with fiber optic lighting?
Naked light is prohibited? What if the naked light just goes topless but wears a g-string? What if there�s a 4-foot �buffer zone� between you and the naked light?
But if the drugs can�t deal, how else are they going to play canasta? Can they at least cut the cards inside?
The official campsite of the She-Woman Man Haters Club, International.
They have everything from the exotic Brazilian Cabana Boy to the local Minnesotan Bachelor Farmer, I�ll bet.
If you open the pet cocks too quickly, there�s feathers flying everywhere. Don�t try opening fighting cocks at all.
Man, those cops are going to be hurting after the mid-morning coffee and doughnut break. Maybe they should get some Tim Horton�s Fresh Beaver instead.
No one remembers what happened here, but apparently it was important enough to spend your tax dollars on it. Yay, America!