Mullet toss at the Flora-Bama
Tuesday, Nov. 08, 2005 at 11:39 a.m.
What manner of . . . ?
What the . . . What is it? It�s like a high-and-tight with extensions glued to the back of his skull. What the hell purpose does that serve? I mean, it�s a flattop with sidewalls and a long, flowy, uber-tail.
This must be the result of straddling the �definitive haircut� line. Cripes, this dude fell into the crevice. It�s like he can�t commit to one thing, so now I�m wondering if he has a steady significant other. Based on that hair, I�d say no. I�d be really surprised if the answer was yes.
On the other hand, what he does have going for him is that cute �perky butt� that I love so well on men. A rounded grabable hiney, that�s what I like on guys. However, he loses ever more points with the non committal 3 day growth van Dyck beard thing he�s got going for him. Now, he is fairskinned with pale blond hair (although I�m sure a lot of it comes from his friend Mr. Peroxide) so his facial hair will be pale as well, but it looks like a cat could lick that off for him. Besides, that whole look with the couple of days growth looks more like I�m a lazy-ass who can�t get out of bed in time to actually shave look. I don�t like that look. And yes, I know that shaving�s a drag and it�s rough on your skin but I will guarantee that the blokes who complain the most about that are the ones who will give you a hard time for not shaving your legs. And furthermore, there�s wonderful skin products to help heal your skin. Be a man and take care of your skin. Women like it when you do that. Buy some Mary Kay, guys. It�s great stuff and it�s not ALL pink.
So anyway, if I ever meet this dude, I�m taking him here:
