Discarded Shoes

Tuesday, Jan. 03, 2006 - Budweiser, Breakfast of Champions
Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005 - I think I have Cabin Fever
Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005 - Don't you DARE bogart that
Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2005 - You can pick your friend's nose, but it's gotta be a real good friend
Monday, Dec. 26, 2005 - Driving Through the Snow in a Beat-up Chevrolet
Thursday, Dec. 22, 2005 - Happy Whatever You Want!
Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 - kvetching and being generally verklempt
Friday, Dec. 16, 2005 - Signs, signs, everywhere are signs
Thursday, Dec. 15, 2005 - Cheap Damned Toilet Paper for Eternity
Wednesday, Dec. 14, 2005 - No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
Monday, Dec. 12, 2005 - Muscles, mumblings, and movies
Friday, Dec. 09, 2005 - Some slight religious diatribe
Thursday, Dec. 08, 2005 - Signs o' Snarkiness
Wednesday, Dec. 07, 2005 - Hubster, Prozac, and Trixie ride again
Monday, Dec. 05, 2005 - A case of Rice-A-Roni will be on its way soon!
Friday, Dec. 02, 2005 - Freaked out by Misfit Toys
Wednesday, Nov. 30, 2005 - Such a one-track mind
Monday, Nov. 28, 2005 - Keepin' it in the family
Friday, Nov. 25, 2005 - WHAT about the storks???
Wednesday, Nov. 23, 2005 - Flashing back to Catholic school
Monday, Nov. 21, 2005 - A real pussy of an entry
Friday, Nov. 18, 2005 - Jesus Saves! He Shoots! He Scores!
Wednesday, Nov. 09, 2005 - I have not sold out!
Tuesday, Nov. 08, 2005 - Mullet toss at the Flora-Bama
Friday, Nov. 04, 2005 - Whether it's Heartland or Pepperland, it's still bad cinema
Wednesday, Nov. 02, 2005 - A curious pile of random images
Monday, Oct. 31, 2005 - Another rant, and not a funny one
Friday, Oct. 28, 2005 - Smell MY feet, you rotten candy-beggars
Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005 - Animal, Vegetable, Mineral
Monday, Oct. 24, 2005 - Rants on Pants
Saturday, Oct. 22, 2005 - Cripes, I'm getting old
Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2005 - When ya gotta go . . .
Friday, Oct. 14, 2005 - Crazed Woman Enters Mosh Pit with Disturbing Results
Thursday, Oct. 13, 2005 - wardrobe change
Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2005 - fixes, sinking spells, and cravings
Monday, Oct. 10, 2005 - They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha!!
Friday, Oct. 07, 2005 - Time for RoadKill Bingo!
Monday, Oct. 03, 2005 - Spit
Thursday, Sept. 29, 2005 - It is Thursday, isn't it??
Friday, Sept. 23, 2005 - No longer a grandma
Friday, Sept. 16, 2005 - Like Sands Through the Hourglass
Tuesday, Sept. 13, 2005 - Breathe, wheeze, breathe
Monday, Sept. 05, 2005 - ah -- can't even bring up the words
Monday, Aug. 22, 2005 - A co-worker's angst
Thursday, Aug. 18, 2005 - He almost married an axe murderess
Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2005 - Past behavior indicates future behavior
Sunday, Aug. 14, 2005 - A very scatalogical entry - not for the faint of heart
Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005 - Criminitlies
Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005 - Goofy-assed weather
Monday, Aug. 08, 2005 - Goodbye, Max
Friday, Aug. 05, 2005 - -
Friday, Aug. 05, 2005 - Returning to Flowage Canyon
Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005 - Stick a fork in my ass and turn me over
Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005 - Not that Wonderland
Friday, Jul. 29, 2005 - Post-Coital Endorphins and other picture postcards
Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005 - The difference between "Ooohh" and "Aaahhh" is usually about 4 inches
Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005 - Another day older and you're deeper in debt
Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005 - No new wheels for me
Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005 - Oddment and Tweak
Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005 - Bodily functions and Surgical desciptions
Saturday, Jul. 16, 2005 - I read too fast and now I have a headache and I can't sleep.
Friday, Jul. 15, 2005 - Necrophiliac Flea!
Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005 - The good old days of family television
Wednesday, Jul. 13, 2005 - Holy Fucking Christ in a sidecar
Monday, Jul. 11, 2005 - Loo paper and other sentiments
Friday, Jul. 08, 2005 - Appetizer, anyone?
Thursday, Jul. 07, 2005 - Bonnie Facts and Factoids
Thursday, Jul. 07, 2005 - Cold cream might take care of that
Tuesday, Jul. 05, 2005 - DIRECTORS and ARTISTS!!
Monday, Jul. 04, 2005 - Get bent, Internet Explorer
Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005 - An entry dedicated to the one I love
Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 - And God Said, Let There Be Lips.
Monday, Jun. 27, 2005 - Sheriff Joe is a Big Fat Idiot and applicable movie quotes
Friday, Jun. 24, 2005 - Friday ramblings, including TWO movie reviews
Thursday, Jun. 23, 2005 - Perhaps too much information for you
Wednesday, Jun. 22, 2005 - My husband spends his days off playing computer games for 12 hours straight
Monday, Jun. 20, 2005 - Refusing to give in to the toxicity
Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005 - One, two, three, four, throw.
Wednesday, Jun. 15, 2005 - America -- TODAY!!
Monday, Jun. 13, 2005 - Just Desserts
Friday, Jun. 10, 2005 - Stage Blood: a primer
Thursday, Jun. 09, 2005 - You know it flows downhill
Friday, Jun. 03, 2005 - Outlook not so good
2005-06-01 - Digging my Potato
2005-05-31 - Here endeth the lesson
2005-05-31 - Never underestimate the completely deranged or the completely stupid
2005-05-27 - Who's your Padre?
2005-05-25 - Jonesin' for Snuggle
2005-05-23 - 400CCs a trip, in case you wanted to know
2005-05-21 - The very auspicious Friday the 13th
2005-05-20 - Breathe deep
2005-05-15 - Negative for Lymphoma!
2005-05-11 - Hello Kitty says to Kiss Her Ass
2005-05-10 - Copping a 'tude, so there!
2005-05-07 - Meet me at the waterfront, after the social
2005-05-06 - Ackbar the amazing Dildo Dalek
2005-05-04 - All the sugar and twice the caffeine!
2005-05-02 - Chocolate Salty Balls and other confections
2005-04-29 - Trying to not give in to despair
2005-04-27 - Even Meat Loaf goes bad
2005-04-20 - When we gonna get to Goshen?
2005-04-18 - Snip Snip Snip
2005-04-16 - He loved us to death
2005-04-14 - Mumble Dumble Bumble Numble
2005-04-11 - Keep them flat-footed goombahs in Washington out of my personal business, and hurry-up with my Federal bail-out check
2005-04-06 - Death, taxes, and people whoc drive without insurance
2005-04-04 - Bubba Immolated Mama
2005-03-24 - You Betcha!
2005-03-16 - Food, glorious food
2005-03-15 - poo to you with knobs on
2005-03-14 - MEH
2005-01-14 - Blizzards, Diablo, and Chicklets
2005-01-12 - Toys and Games
2004-12-27 - Patience is a virtue but I never said I was virtuous
2004-12-17 - You can't buy it, you can only rent
2004-12-10 - Birth, school, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, death
2004-12-06 - Someone left my arthritis out in the rain
2004-08-20 - Bonnie Factoids