Discarded Shoes

Thursday, Dec. 28, 2006 - Unloading in the White Zone, No Stopping in the Red Zone! Shutup!
Wednesday, Dec. 27, 2006 - WDLS WED: Ronald McDonald: The Lost Years
Friday, Dec. 22, 2006 - Diabolus In Musica! WOOT!
Wednesday, Dec. 20, 2006 - WDLS WED: Alternative Birdhouse
Tuesday, Dec. 19, 2006 - Who the hell decides these standards, anyway?
Monday, Dec. 18, 2006 - Ode to a Cowboy
Friday, Dec. 15, 2006 - Burn Baby Burn! (It's a Disco Inferno!)
Thursday, Dec. 14, 2006 - TH13: More Freakish Album Covers, and an update from the 'rents.
Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006 - WDLSWED: Oh, Caption This! (you know you want to!)
Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006 - Hamburger Steak and Military Intelligence
Friday, Dec. 08, 2006 - Catholic Codes: Non-Protestant Eyes Only
Wednesday, Dec. 06, 2006 - Update from sunny (but colder than I'm used to anymore) Florida
Friday, Dec. 01, 2006 - I'm leaving, on a jet plane
Thursday, Nov. 30, 2006 - TH13: Not-So-Innocuous Comic Frames
Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006 - WDLSWED: Whoa!
Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2006 - Twitching in my Sleep
Monday, Nov. 27, 2006 - Exercise in measuring Ass-Kicking-ness
Saturday, Nov. 25, 2006 - As Stolen from the Lovely KungFuKitten
Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2006 - WDLSWED: We Don't Need No Steenkeeng Peeck-Up Trucks
Monday, Nov. 20, 2006 - Almost 35K words! Ack!!
Friday, Nov. 17, 2006 - Wander round and round and round and round and round and round . . .
Thursday, Nov. 16, 2006 - F.O.A.D.TH13: Warning: Extreme Vitriol Ahead
Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2006 - WDLSWED: Nice Hair!
Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2006 - Another NaNo snippet, and basic ranting and stuff.
Monday, Nov. 13, 2006 - A snippet from my NaNo, oh, yes, it's CROSSOVER fanfiction, GADS
Friday, Nov. 10, 2006 - Three-fingered Animated Communists
Thursday, Nov. 09, 2006 - Smegma
Thursday, Nov. 09, 2006 - TH13: Women I'd like sit down and drink a beer with
Wednesday, Nov. 08, 2006 - wdlswed: "Did the perp have any distinguishing marks?"
Tuesday, Nov. 07, 2006 - Exercise your Suffrage! (and look up the word if you need to)
Monday, Nov. 06, 2006 - now ranked 179 in searches for �horny older family movies�
Thursday, Nov. 02, 2006 - A MeMe Thinly Disguised as an Entry. GAH!
Wednesday, Nov. 01, 2006 - wdls wed: The Day After
Monday, Oct. 30, 2006 - driving with a flat and no spare
Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006 - TH13: Questions I Asked Myself As I Rolled Out Of Bed This Morning
Wednesday, Oct. 25, 2006 - WDLS WED: Hey Kids! Rate Your Hatred!
Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2006 - Loss of Innocence: Part 675
Monday, Oct. 23, 2006 - There's STILL Nothing Wrong With That
Friday, Oct. 20, 2006 - IVGLDSW Day!
Thursday, Oct. 19, 2006 - TH13: Bad Signs Say So Much
Wednesday, Oct. 18, 2006 - WDLS WED: When the Mob Goes to the Beach
Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2006 - RANT: I took the Prozac but it seems Chocolate is now necessary
Thursday, Oct. 12, 2006 - TH13: More NaNoWriMo exercises, along with birthdays, caverns, and the promise of snark
Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2006 - WDLSWED: For ye shall not have Street Fighters for long, but ye shall always have Nerds with you
Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006 - Great Hole in the Ground Tour 2006: Days 4 and 5, with a backtrack to Day 2
Friday, Oct. 06, 2006 - Hole in the Ground Tour 2006: Days 2b and 3
Wednesday, Oct. 04, 2006 - Hole in the Ground Tour 2006: Days 1 and 2a
Monday, Sept. 25, 2006 - Gotta Light?
Thursday, Sept. 21, 2006 - th13: Snippets of Dialogue, and Falling for Fall
Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2006 - wdlss wdnsdy: Snaps from a Redneck Wedding
Monday, Sept. 18, 2006 - Horny Horny Horny Horny
Thursday, Sept. 14, 2006 - TH13: More Opening Lines, Gabba Gabba Hey
Wednesday, Sept. 13, 2006 - wdlss wdnsdy: Why You Shouldn't Choose the Lowest Bid for Your Moving Needs
Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2006 - Vernacular, Colloquialisms, and Naming Your Body Parts
Monday, Sept. 11, 2006 - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
Thursday, Sept. 07, 2006 - TH 13: First Lines of the next Great American Novel
Wednesday, Sept. 06, 2006 - Wdlss Wdnsdy: Yipes.
Tuesday, Sept. 05, 2006 - Defensive Driving Takes On a Whole New Context
Monday, Sept. 04, 2006 - How Many Ways Can I Say I'm Sorry?
Friday, Sept. 01, 2006 - Fear THIS
Thursday, Aug. 31, 2006 - Th.13: Dirty Limericks (FROM MEMORY)
Wednesday, Aug. 30, 2006 - wordless wednesday: Dude, I Think You're Gonna Lose Your Job
Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006 - Snark: Hot and Spicy, Arizona Style
Monday, Aug. 28, 2006 - Please Don't Suck Unless You're Willing to Swallow
Thursday, Aug. 24, 2006 - TH 13: Creepy, Freaky, Album Covers from HELL
Wednesday, Aug. 23, 2006 - Wordless Wed.: The Boy Bands Before N'Sync
Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006 - It's a dangerous thing when you refer to your computer as "sexy"
Monday, Aug. 21, 2006 - Isn't Andy Rooney Dead Yet?
Thursday, Aug. 17, 2006 - Now a dingo screaming "STELLA!", that I'd pay to see
Wednesday, Aug. 16, 2006 - A Little Less Conversation
Tuesday, Aug. 08, 2006 - I don't want to be saluted by the White Race
Monday, Aug. 07, 2006 - Dodge! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
Friday, Aug. 04, 2006 - Malaise and Ennui
Thursday, Aug. 03, 2006 - Thurs.13: Random Movies from My Blockbuster.com Queue, and I Am So Freakishly Lame
Wednesday, Aug. 02, 2006 - Wordless Wednesday: Sometimes you get the bear, Sometimes the bear gets you. Sometimes the bear rips off your head and shits down your neck.
Monday, Jul. 31, 2006 - It all goes back to the wedgies
Friday, Jul. 28, 2006 - Everybody's Working for the Weekend!
Thursday, Jul. 27, 2006 - Thurs. 13: Searching for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe
Monday, Jul. 24, 2006 - It's all good, It's all right, Everybody gets laid -- TONIGHT!!
Wednesday, Jul. 19, 2006 - Vicodin Fantasies and Percoset Dreams
Wednesday, Jul. 12, 2006 - WORDLESS WEDNESDAY: Givin' My Readers What They Want
Tuesday, Jul. 11, 2006 - I Told You So
Monday, Jul. 10, 2006 - Hopefully I can still avoid Pocky
Friday, Jul. 07, 2006 - Compelled to write
Thursday, Jul. 06, 2006 - Thursday 13: ScotValkyrie's Personal Shopper Services
Wednesday, Jul. 05, 2006 - Ad Infinitum
Monday, Jul. 03, 2006 - I got my Kit, but I'm all out of Kaboodles
Friday, Jun. 30, 2006 - Horror Movies, the Jaded Masses, and a Couple of Dicks Thrown In
Thursday, Jun. 29, 2006 - Thursday Thirteen: Books We'll Probably Never Get to Read
Wednesday, Jun. 28, 2006 - Wordless Wednesday: Lost in Translation
Monday, Jun. 26, 2006 - Dollars to Dial for Donuts
Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006 - Every Good Boy Deserves Favour: Thursday Thirteen
Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006 - What will I get if I do??
Monday, Jun. 19, 2006 - Vanilla Pudding or Hydrofluoric Acid? Choose Wisely.
Friday, Jun. 16, 2006 - A balanced diet is a bar of chocolate in each hand
Thursday, Jun. 15, 2006 - I think it's a Freudian Petticoat
Wednesday, Jun. 14, 2006 - I Thought All You Need is CASH
Monday, Jun. 12, 2006 - Gizzards, Scrapple, and Tripe
Thursday, Jun. 08, 2006 - Thursday Thirteen Part I: The TARDIS
Wednesday, Jun. 07, 2006 - Grok on a Rock!
Monday, Jun. 05, 2006 - Lettin' it All Hang Out
Thursday, Jun. 01, 2006 - Holy Thursday Thirteen, Batman!
Wednesday, May. 31, 2006 - Premiering the Foofie Blog!
Tuesday, May. 30, 2006 - Split Happens
Monday, May. 29, 2006 - Everywhere a Sign-Sign
Thursday, May. 25, 2006 - Just the normal ramblings and a grumble about the President
Monday, May. 22, 2006 - A bad movie should be so on purpose, otherwise it's just really sad
Friday, May. 19, 2006 - Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me
Thursday, May. 18, 2006 - Thursday Thirteen Bottles of Beer on the Wall
Wednesday, May. 17, 2006 - But I don't do apartment living anymore
Monday, May. 15, 2006 - I like feeding grapefruit to infants
Thursday, May. 11, 2006 - No, I don't WANT a pancake
Wednesday, May. 10, 2006 - Puerile TV and Movies: I Can't Get Enough
Monday, May. 08, 2006 - Do you like my goofy photos? (hint, hint)
Thursday, May. 04, 2006 - Maybe we're all just wankers
Wednesday, May. 03, 2006 - Just a poopy kind of day
Monday, May. 01, 2006 - My mother is frightened of Shriners
Friday, Apr. 28, 2006 - And just like that, the flood gates opened
Thursday, Apr. 27, 2006 - Jollies gone Jibbly
Wednesday, Apr. 26, 2006 - How many times can you "Anyhoo" and "apparently" before it gets annoying?
Monday, Apr. 24, 2006 - Monday, monday (ah-ah, ah-ah-ah)
Friday, Apr. 21, 2006 - still growing up after all these years
Thursday, Apr. 20, 2006 - Always going forward, because we can't go in reverse
Wednesday, Apr. 19, 2006 - What lotion? What basket?
Monday, Apr. 17, 2006 - It's getting to be tantamount to exercise
Friday, Apr. 14, 2006 - Stuck in a poo loop
Thursday, Apr. 13, 2006 - No more leavened bread!
Wednesday, Apr. 12, 2006 - Schroedinger's Pizza is both in and out of the box at the same time!
Monday, Apr. 10, 2006 - Sometimes it's just like running backwards naked through a cornfield
Friday, Apr. 07, 2006 - You've got to run . . . and get some lunch
Wednesday, Apr. 05, 2006 - I was never able to eat a Baby Ruth again
Tuesday, Mar. 28, 2006 - The engine in the car goes "clunk"
Saturday, Mar. 25, 2006 - And your bird can sing!
Thursday, Mar. 23, 2006 - Oh, dear
Monday, Mar. 20, 2006 - Here's a little primal scream therapy for you
Wednesday, Mar. 15, 2006 - Major Freakin' Milestones! (and I'm not being snarky)
Tuesday, Mar. 07, 2006 - Johnny is also the one who signs my paychecks. Crapola.
Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2006 - BONNIE HAS CABIN FEVER
Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2006 - A big shout-out to ME!
Saturday, Feb. 18, 2006 - Quick update
Sunday, Feb. 12, 2006 - EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
Friday, Feb. 10, 2006 - Another Burning Question.
Thursday, Feb. 09, 2006 - Questions that make my ears bleed
Wednesday, Feb. 08, 2006 - Huckleberry You!
Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 - Yarn-grubbing, ye gods
Thursday, Jan. 26, 2006 - To Hell with Thinking Things Through
Monday, Jan. 23, 2006 - Anyone got some extra insulin?
Friday, Jan. 20, 2006 - Ta ra ra boom-dee-ay!
Thursday, Jan. 19, 2006 - I am so going to get lynched by a guy in a sporrin
Wednesday, Jan. 18, 2006 - All pictures, all the time
Monday, Jan. 16, 2006 - Mmm -- crunchy
Friday, Jan. 13, 2006 - So There
Thursday, Jan. 12, 2006 - Why DO I hate "freedom" so much??
Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006 - But is there an oyster bar?
Monday, Jan. 09, 2006 - Don't be dumb, be a Smartie! Come and join the Nazi Party!
Friday, Jan. 06, 2006 - I really should stop insulting the mentally deficient
Thursday, Jan. 05, 2006 - When yer out of Bud, tough Schlitz
Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006 - It's a Disk-O-Tek Holiday!