Discarded Shoes

Tuesday, Dec. 25, 2007 - Merry Christmas, Hot and Spicy, Arizona Style!
Monday, Dec. 24, 2007 - Yo-ho-ho and a Ball of Yarn!
Friday, Dec. 21, 2007 - Have Yourself a Patrick Swayze Christmas!
Thursday, Dec. 20, 2007 - Turn Your Head and Cough
Thursday, Dec. 13, 2007 - A Little Bit MeMe, A Little Bit YouYou
Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2007 - WDLS WED: Right back at you, Shit Head.
Thursday, Dec. 06, 2007 - Betty Crocker eats Hostess Ding Dongs
Wednesday, Dec. 05, 2007 - WDLS WED: Let's get real close.
Monday, Dec. 03, 2007 - Kaboom!
Friday, Nov. 30, 2007 - Is Major Tom Really a Junkie?
Thursday, Nov. 29, 2007 - TH13: The Signs Know What You Did Last Summer
Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2007 - WDLS WED: Your Local Neighborhood NAMBLA Park
Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2007 - Pulling Out the Magic Butt Monkeys, Again
Monday, Nov. 26, 2007 - Another Not-So-Nudie Musical
Wednesday, Nov. 21, 2007 - WDLS WED: Rednecks start decoratin' early.
Monday, Nov. 19, 2007 - Why Edit Porn When You Edit It Badly?
Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2007 - Titties n Beer, Nipples n Cheesecake
Tuesday, Nov. 06, 2007 - First Hurdle!
Monday, Nov. 05, 2007 - One's Crawling Up My Leg
Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2007 - Good Candy, Bad Eggs
Tuesday, Oct. 30, 2007 - RIP
Tuesday, Oct. 30, 2007 - Cranial Smoke!
Monday, Oct. 29, 2007 - Even Their Uzis are Pink
Monday, Oct. 22, 2007 - Knitwits vs. Nitwits
Thursday, Oct. 18, 2007 - Cats Everywhere!
Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2007 - This Chinchilla is Entirely Synthetic
Thursday, Oct. 11, 2007 - Fits, Cravings, and Pudding
Monday, Oct. 08, 2007 - Barnacle Bill the Sailor!!!
Saturday, Oct. 06, 2007 - Well, Hi, All Y'all!
Monday, Oct. 01, 2007 - Of Yarn and Urine
Sunday, Sept. 30, 2007 - A-Bitchin'-and-a-Moanin'
Friday, Sept. 28, 2007 - That's Not Funny, That's SICK!
Thursday, Sept. 27, 2007 - TH13: Why It's Better to Have Pets Than Children
Wednesday, Sept. 26, 2007 - WDLS WED: Hi there!
Monday, Sept. 24, 2007 - This Entry Starts So Well, Then Turns SO Bad
Wednesday, Sept. 19, 2007 - WDLS WED: Restroom Signage Senator Craig Could Have Used.
Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2007 - Being Both a Yarn Whore and a Domin-Knit-Trix
Monday, Sept. 17, 2007 - Paranthetical Madness (enough to drive a grammar teacher insane)
Thursday, Sept. 13, 2007 - that idea is dildo!
Wednesday, Sept. 12, 2007 - WDLS WED: It's the Ghetto Fab, Baby!
Friday, Sept. 07, 2007 - Hook em Horns!!
Thursday, Sept. 06, 2007 - TH13: Little Things That Bring Me Joy
Wednesday, Sept. 05, 2007 - (not so) WDLS WED: Bit By the Verbosity Bug.
Friday, Aug. 31, 2007 - Shut the Damn Door
Thursday, Aug. 30, 2007 - Waxing Sentimental
Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007 - WDLS WED: "Whatchoo mean, mah name's spelt wrong?"
Monday, Aug. 13, 2007 - Roller-Skating in a Buffalo Herd
Wednesday, Aug. 08, 2007 - WDLS WED: The Best Kind of Friends
Wednesday, Aug. 01, 2007 - WDLS WED: When Figure Skating and Pro Wrestling Collide
Monday, Jul. 30, 2007 - Modern Technology, My Ass
Monday, Jul. 23, 2007 - Harry Potter Came to My House
Thursday, Jul. 19, 2007 - TH13: Auld Lang Sign
Wednesday, Jul. 18, 2007 - WDLS WED: The Last Resort.
Monday, Jul. 16, 2007 - Are you telling me you don't see the connection between government and laughing at people??
Friday, Jul. 13, 2007 - Scraping the Bottom of the Album Cover Barrel
Wednesday, Jul. 11, 2007 - Listen To What the Doorknob Said
Monday, Jul. 09, 2007 - Keira and Orlando are the only actors allowed to have dentists
Wednesday, Jul. 04, 2007 - WDLS WED: God Bless the USA and Her Inhabitants
Tuesday, Jul. 03, 2007 - Not Tootin' So Loud Now, But It's Still Pret' Damn Cool
Monday, Jul. 02, 2007 - Tootin' My Own Damn Horn
Wednesday, Jun. 27, 2007 - WDLS WED: JC and the Boys, Kicking It Old School
Monday, Jun. 25, 2007 - I don't want the two dollars back, just him
Wednesday, Jun. 20, 2007 - WDLS WED: Reason 237 Why I Don't Go to Sci-Fi Cons Anymore
Monday, Jun. 18, 2007 - Sometimes Socialized Medicine Looks Like a Good Alternative
Wednesday, Jun. 13, 2007 - WLS WED: Holy Cats!
Thursday, Jun. 07, 2007 - TH13: Desperately Seeking Random Weirdness
Wednesday, Jun. 06, 2007 - WDLS WED: Oh, he's no fun; he fell right over.
Monday, Jun. 04, 2007 - There Once Was Music on MTV
Thursday, May. 31, 2007 - TH13: What ScotValkyrie's Been Doing Instead of Updating This Diary
Wednesday, May. 30, 2007 - WDLS WED: Your Child's School Has a New Principal.
Thursday, May. 24, 2007 - Is There a Doctor in my Pillow?
Wednesday, May. 23, 2007 - WDLS WED: At Least It's an Alternative Fuel.
Thursday, May. 17, 2007 - TH13: Son of Sign
Wednesday, May. 16, 2007 - Somehow It All Makes Sense
Friday, May. 11, 2007 - At Night, the Ice Weasels Come
Wednesday, May. 09, 2007 - WDLS WED: My Eyes! My Eyes!
Monday, May. 07, 2007 - Eep Op Ork Ah-Ah
Thursday, May. 03, 2007 - Artwork for the Blue-Haired Masses
Wednesday, May. 02, 2007 - WDLS WED: Unintentional, Yet Appropriate, Company Branding
Monday, Apr. 30, 2007 - It's What They Call the Ring-Dang-Doo
Thursday, Apr. 26, 2007 - TH13: Movies, Both Bad and Good, and a Terrible Comic Book Cover
Wednesday, Apr. 25, 2007 - Rat on a Stick
Friday, Apr. 20, 2007 - Happy You-Know-What Day!
Thursday, Apr. 19, 2007 - TH13: Just When You Thought I Couldn't Find Any More . . .
Wednesday, Apr. 18, 2007 - Pork Roast with Mango Chutney
Tuesday, Apr. 17, 2007 - MEME: What Classic Movie Am I?
Monday, Apr. 16, 2007 - Volleying the Back Handed Compliment
Friday, Apr. 13, 2007 - It's Time to Sing the Royal Wedding Song
Thursday, Apr. 12, 2007 - He's My Canary in the Outlet By the Lightswitch Who Watches Over Me
Wednesday, Apr. 11, 2007 - WDLS WED: What? Did You Say "Duck"?
Monday, Apr. 09, 2007 - It Can Be a Whole New Cottage Industry
Thursday, Apr. 05, 2007 - Signs to Break Your Mind
Wednesday, Apr. 04, 2007 - WDLS WED: The Boy Becomes a Klan.
Monday, Apr. 02, 2007 - Is There Such a Thing as an Octuple Feature?
Friday, Mar. 30, 2007 - A Non-Maternity Girl
Thursday, Mar. 29, 2007 - Everywhere a freak-freak!
Wednesday, Mar. 28, 2007 - My Husband and Other Animals
Monday, Mar. 26, 2007 - PSSS: Post Sticker Shock Stress Syndrome
Friday, Mar. 23, 2007 - Infiltrating Wicked Pyrophosphate
Thursday, Mar. 22, 2007 - TH13: Albums That Were Bought and Sold, Unashamedly
Wednesday, Mar. 21, 2007 - WDLS WED: "Dude, did I leave my legs at your house last night?"
Monday, Mar. 19, 2007 - Mariette Overstimulates Friendly Adaptation
Friday, Mar. 16, 2007 - Erina Ballots Icy Mantilla
Wednesday, Mar. 14, 2007 - WDLS WED: Sir, yes, Sir!
Monday, Mar. 12, 2007 - Gaynor Puffs Cold Potpie
Friday, Mar. 02, 2007 - Bertie Whacks Colorful Lobotomy
Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007 - WDLS WED: Madge, Mistress of the Pan Flute
Monday, Feb. 26, 2007 - Vladimir Corrugates Ugly Banishment
Friday, Feb. 23, 2007 - Oh Jesus, Please Us
Thursday, Feb. 22, 2007 - Whether 'Tis Nobler to Take the Shit or Sling it Right Back at Them
Wednesday, Feb. 21, 2007 - Spank Me!
Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2007 - I Wonder Whatever Happened to Souixie?
Monday, Feb. 19, 2007 - Stayin' a Slave to the Metal!
Thursday, Feb. 15, 2007 - TH13: Album Covers To Make You Cringe
Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2007 - WDLS WED: The Yearbook Picture That Was Left Out
Monday, Feb. 12, 2007 - Dust Bunnies are Actually Vicious Little Bitches
Friday, Feb. 09, 2007 - Fashion Show for the Season of the Witch
Thursday, Feb. 08, 2007 - TH13: The Feline Anatomy Song with Bonus Verses
Wednesday, Feb. 07, 2007 - Woodlot Plod
Friday, Feb. 02, 2007 - Market: Slightly Bullish
Thursday, Feb. 01, 2007 - Pushing the Snark-o-Meter All the Way to Twelve
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2007 - WDLS WED 2: Screw that last entry, check out the "Evolution of Dance"
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2007 - WDLS WED: How Many Piercings Are Too Many?
Monday, Jan. 29, 2007 - This Entry Should Offend Nearly Everyone
Friday, Jan. 26, 2007 - Perverted Innocence and Gutter Brains
Thursday, Jan. 25, 2007 - TH13: Another Installment of Album Covers You're Embarrassed to Admit You Own
Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2007 - WDLS WED: Charge Your Sausage For 110%.
Monday, Jan. 22, 2007 - THE ALARM IS ACTIVATED AND IT IS GOING TO BURST
Friday, Jan. 19, 2007 - Did Your Mother Ever Call You a Son-of-a-Bitch?
Thursday, Jan. 18, 2007 - TH13: Even More Album Covers From the Flea-Market of Hell
Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007 - WDLS WED: Modern Goat-Keeping
Monday, Jan. 15, 2007 - Now Taking Questions From the Peanut Gallery
Friday, Jan. 12, 2007 - Speaking of Torture . . .
Thursday, Jan. 11, 2007 - Let's Go To Uranus and Wipe Out the Klingons
Wednesday, Jan. 10, 2007 - WDLS WED: Freeze! Um, Stop! Um . . .
Tuesday, Jan. 09, 2007 - When Your Nose Is To the Grindstone, Your Ass Is Wide Open
Monday, Jan. 08, 2007 - The Wrong People Are Usually In Charge
Friday, Jan. 05, 2007 - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
Thursday, Jan. 04, 2007 - TH13: Mud-Wrestling Matches I'd Pay to See
Wednesday, Jan. 03, 2007 - WDSWED: "We'll hide out in here, see? Da coppers will never find us in here!"
Tuesday, Jan. 02, 2007 - Geek Love
Monday, Jan. 01, 2007 - The Song Remains the Same, Of Course