Kits, but I'm all outta Kaboodles Hola, keeds. Stuff’s been going on, but not much that’s terribly exciting, except for me looking into programs to learn medical coding and billing so that I can get out of this dead-end job and maybe actually have a new career. The problem with this so far is that it’s prohibitively expensive. Like $14K - $24K expensive. What the hell? The other problem is that the programs last 8 – 20 months and require up to 30 hours of schooling a week. Well, that’s not a problem if I could just clone myself. And clone money. Who the heck has that kind of cash in their pocket? It’s still worth looking into, though. FUCK! See, now, right there, I just got another customer call, and I really really resent having to work when I’m here. That really shouldn’t be that way, should it? Shouldn’t I enjoy my work? Not that I’m sure that I’d like coding and billing, but it’s a good career choice, and I like working with numbers. I’m good at memorizing numbers. I don’t know. Anyhoo. The good news is that I’m now down 47.4 pounds, so that magic knitting bag/purse is ever ever closer to my grubby little paws. Yippee! I haven’t decided what my 60-lb prize is going to be, but I’ve decided that I’m going to get a tattoo for my 70-lb mark. That’s my half-way mark for weight loss. My 70-lb tattoo will be based on this little piece of art:
Isn’t that cute? I think I’ll get that on my right shoulder. My left shoulder is earmarked for my goal weight tattoo, which is a flaming heart with knitting needles, complete with golden banner that reads, “Fearless Knitter!” One of my co-workers tells me that once I start inking, I may not be able to stop. So eventually I’ll be a Skinny Bitch™ with tattoos. Is that so bad?
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