TNT is Dy-No-Mite!!
Monday, Apr. 21, 2008 at 8:06 a.m.
So yesterday the Hubster and I went to the Diamondbacks vs. Padres game, and the D-back lost, and it made me wonder when the last time we�d been to a baseball game where the D-backs actually won. The game still had some good moments, but we could both tell that Eric Byrnes was getting all itchy because he didn�t get a speck of dirt on him the whole game. He did, however, crash into the right fielder Upton kid on a pop fly, so I suppose Byrnes did get his quota for attempting to break his own ribs. He�s such a wacky kid. However, we did get to see Randy Johnson actually pitch this time, so I suppose that (and the fact that we were sitting in the club seats and had gotten in for free and had free parking) made up for the whole losing the game thing.
Seriously, though, did this boy fall out of the ugly tree or what?
I mean, bless his heart, but Randy Johnson�s lucky he�s a big name all-time baseball pitcher. He could have been some guy named Biff Turkle who works as a tire retreader and spending his evenings sitting in his single-wide drinking malt liquor and eating sandwiches from the corner gas station.
Not that there�s anything wrong with that.
The other odd news is that we have something odd appearing in our front yard that looks very much like this:
Both of us were left scratching our heads wondering what kind of animal kept puking up this substance in our front yard. This led Hubster to search the web and it turns out it�s a slime mold that�s affectionately known as �Dog Vomit�. Lovely.
Now, kids, let�s have some fun! If you put the photo of Randy Johnson and the photo of the Dog Vomit Slime Mold together, what do you get?
That�s right, kids! The Evil Mullet Monster! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!