I Can No Longer Brain. I Have the Dumb. So I have a divot in my left butt cheek. As much as I would like to attribute this phenomenon to the Hubster getting utterly avaricious with his butt-kissing (I have a wedding day story to share that is only slightly related: On our wedding day, we were having fun with the photographer, who, whenever she took a picture of us or any other couple, she�d take 3 pictures: one looking at the camera, one looking at each other, then one kissing. It got so that we�d just say, �camera, each other, kiss� with every set of pictures and then just getting so that we�d do whatever she�d say. So when she told Hubster to get down on one knee and hold my hand he did it. Then she said to kiss my hand and he did it. Then she said to kiss my foot and he did it. That picture is now in her portfolio because no groom had ever actually kissed the bride�s foot before. Anyway. Now we got back to the previous subject) � and yes, the Hubster is a butt-kisser when he needs to be, this divot is totally unrelated to anything the Hubster has done. Imagine my surprise when I was rubbing on lotion and found this divot, which is about 2 inches square in perimeter and is deep enough to hold a little rainwater. My only explanation for such a thing is that between my weight loss, working out, and fighting the heartbreak of cellulite, my butt is going beyond dimples into something else. And it�s weird. Weird enough that I have to keep feeling my butt cheek and checking my rear end in the mirror once I�m dressed to see if it�s visible beneath my clothing. Gads, I need more hobbies. Changing subjects without a clutch -- now. So what is the dividing line between a song being a instrumental or not? My reason for asking this question � can Hocus Pocus (by Focus) be considered an instrumental, since it features yodeling? I would consider yodeling to be a vocalization, so therefore it is not an instrumental. But since the yodeling is not actually words (the little old lady of beginning yodelers aside) could the song still be considered instrumental? You know what is a great instrumental is Call of Cthulhu by Metallica. That�s a good piece of music. Remember back in the day when you were considered an ultimate instrument of evil because you listened to Metallica? Or Elvis Presley? I say the ultimate instrument of evil is Muzak. Played just loud enough so that you can�t quite hear it. It destroys the brain. Can I go now?
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