TH13: The Hills Have Signs.
Thursday, Jan. 31, 2008 at 7:47 a.m.
Just like the gravitational-force-respectful cup from yesterday, we now have a sign that respects gravity. It's good to see these inanimate objects respecting physical forces of the universe. It gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling.
Well, I suppose if everything goes to fuel cells and other alternative sources, gotta do something with all that fossil fuel left over.
The church elders just ask that you don't do it in the confessionals, and that you shout "Oh God!" at the appropriate time.
When the 2-for-1 drink special didn't work, Hollywood needed a new tactic to bring in the crowds on a slow night.
G'wan mate! You know you want to! And not that there's anything wrong with that!
Like trailer parks need to advertise to their preferred demographic.
Well, no wonder I'm lost. I think this sign needs to meet up with the gravity-respectful sign and cup and have a conference about the time and space continuum.
Do not iron while wearing shirt. Do not pour sulfuric acid on your genitals. Do not breed if you're stupid enough to need to read the warning.
Breast augmentation for the frugal, bad pizza-eating group. Yahoo!
WHOA.
A Male what???
In an effort to make their theme park more affordable to everyone, Marineland attempts a new ticket price. You don't want to ask what it costs to eat at the lunch stand, though. And front row seats at the Killer Whale Acrobat show are a real premium.
Sorry, Ninja skills are practiced in the dining room. Only Tai Chi in the basement, please. Thank you!