A Little Bit MeMe, A Little Bit YouYou On This Day in 303, the feast of St. Lucy. Because her extreme beauty attracted too many admirers, Lucy gouged her own eyes out. Miraculously they grew back. After refusing to marry, the Romans forced her to become a whore. Early depictions show Lucy offering her eyes on a platter; she is now the patron saint of Sicily and of opticians. Well, isn�t that just dandy? Isn�t it any wonder that Catholics in general are kind of messed up? Heh heh. There is this meme going around that seems to be the meme of the day, or at least of the current fifteen minutes, and because I am a Bandwagon Jumper�, here is my stab: Five Things I Just Don�t Get 1. Hummers. Especially the ones with all the polished chrome. Five Things, Other Than Money, I Wish I Had More Of 1. Time to knit Five Least Favorite Words or Phrases 1. "Can I talk to you?" Five Famous People I�ve Spoken to In Person 1. Lyle Waggoner Five Things I Do Almost Daily That I Don�t Enjoy 1. Driving in heavy traffic with insane inconsiderate drivers Five Things I Wish I Had the Chance to Do More Often 1. Travel Five Favorite Movie, Television, or Literary Quotes 1. "As you wish." -- The Princess Bride Five Things I Have Actually Done That Sound Like Lies 1. Had an affair with a married man but didn't have sex I actually had trouble with this, in particular the last list, because I have done lots of crazy things but I don't think those actions were anything outside what is normally expected of me as a fairly nutty person. I mean, of course I've danced on tables for free desserts while wearing a coffee filter on my head. Of course I've thrown crappy audio equipment into the bay. Of course I put myself through college being a stripper and belly dancer for a balloon delivery company. Naturally. Who hasn't done those things? Anyway, things are good in the casa Valkyrie. Hubster got the new water heater installed and it works like a dream. He's also got the drywall repairs mostly done. What a good Hubster I have, ne? He's currently trying to engineer a better drain system for the new water heater so if it does blow or leak, it will drain outside rather than into the garage, but it's currently kicking his butt, so he's gone back to killing aliens on the computer. I'm happy because I've finished the Christmas shopping and got the out-of-town gifts all mailed off. I do have to do some work in sending mailers to my Mary Kay customers, but that I can accomplish at work. I love it! Now I have time to make some candy. I feel like some fudge (with nuts and marshmallows) and some penuche. I wish I had more patience to make divinity. Perhaps I can try again. I just get too impatient and I don't stir it enough before I try to spoon it out, and I end up with weird flat blobs. Oh, speaking of weird flat blobs, Hubster was making chocolate chip cookies, and they were ending up like . . .well, weird flat blobs. Hence . . . Poo to the Hubster. With knobs on!
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