TH13: Why It's Better to Have Pets Than Children
Thursday, Sept. 27, 2007 at 10:54 a.m.
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college
11. Sterilization is not only okay, but encouraged
12. Won't invite all their friends over the moment you leave the house
13. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children!!
