Scraping the Bottom of the Album Cover Barrel
Friday, Jul. 13, 2007 at 7:37 a.m.
Somehow, the phrase Shape Note Music comes to mind. That, and Butterick™.
In this album cover, it’s not the doughy guy in the Superman™ costume I find disturbing as much as the overpermed hair and the big-ass Dolman sleeves. This was back in the days when women had triangular torsos with short little arms.
Whoa! Talk about the opposite of Dolman sleeves! Still, my first thought is “That’s a creative use of selective bikini depilatory.”
And . . . snapping right back to another end of the spectrum, Alix Dobkin teaches us that to live with lesbians, you gotta dig lots of potatoes.
But just in case you can’t get fresh lesbians in your area, you can always use concentrate. Not as good or fresh-tasting, though, I would suspect.
Personally, I’m terrified that Butch is gonna swing that “gospel axe” and behead the rest of that “Upbound” group. Aren’t you?
GAH! I think someone who thinks he’s really “deep” just discovered PhotoShop™!