It Can Be a Whole New Cottage Industry
Monday, Apr. 09, 2007 at 8:59 a.m.
On This Day in 1241, Mongols collect nine bags of 25,000 ears after a battle with Henry, Duke of Poland, at Liegnitz. A feigned retreat separated the 500 Teutonic Knights from their infantry, and the Mongols slaughtered the entire infantry.
Apparently you can fit 25,000 ears into nine bags. That is, if the bags are big enough. Don�t try to use only eight bags. This squishes the ears beyond recognition. However, if you find that you�re going to be transporting ears often, you might want to consider investing in a rolling ear carrying case. The basic $99.99 bag carries up to 7500 ears. You can get add-ons that can bring you capacity up to 27,000 ears, and the best part is, several of the bag styles will fit in an overhead bin. They also come in decorator colors beyond your basic black, as well as hard-sided styles. All bags are TSA approved and are leak-proof.
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Umm, really, that�s all I have for today.
Seriously.
Well, here�s a picture of a new sport to hit all college campuses world-wide (where applicable), Tournament Intramural Hill-Rolling:
Ta!