Erina Ballots Icy Mantilla This is the Feast Day of St. Urho, Patron saint of Finnish vineyard workers. Attributed to him is the miracle of banishing grasshoppers from Finland which he accomplished with a few choice Finnish phrases, thereby saving the season's grape crop. But in reality a bunch of very drunk people made this up in 1956. Well, that�s better than the Catholic church attempting to play down pagan holidays and turn them into something more religiously palatable, eh? Oh, and I need to rant for a moment. If you don�t want to read me rant, then you might want to scroll down a paragraph. Okay? Okay. Holy WTF is up with the Got-damned weather?? It�s going to be freaking 97* in Phoenix today, and the normal for this time of year is 76*! Christ in a sidecar, this is not right, it�s too damned hot, and all you people who say �oh, I want to get out of the cold weather� just stay freakin� where you are, because global warming is going to make it less cold eventually, and I don�t need you down here with your extra Okay, I have to stop now, because I need to use one of my aforementioned inhalers. Excuse me . . . Yeah, seriously, I have to use inhalers now. I don�t know if it�s another sarcoid complication or if I�m developing asthma, but frankly, I like breathing so I guess I�ll inhale what ever they want me to, so long as I don�t have to increase my steroid intake. Conversation with Doctor: And to his credit, the good doc asked me no questions about my statement. So I brought home all my new toys and the Hubster just looked at them and muttered something about how I have to keep working for the insurance. Well, yeah, I know that. Conversation with Hubster: *rim shot* Well, heck, kids, I don�t have much else to say. I am working a 12 hour shift tomorrow and I hope I�ll get my next batch of bad movies in from Blockbuster today. Otherwise . . . eh. I feel like I should throw a party. Let�s all meet here: Everyone has to take turns gigging for the party favors, though.
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