TH13: The Feline Anatomy Song with Bonus Verses
Thursday, Feb. 08, 2007 at 7:36 a.m.

Oh, my cat has got some knees, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some knees, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some knees,
He�s got one more than just three,
Oh, my cat has got some knees, uh-huh

Oh, my cat has got some paws, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some paws, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some paws,
This is where he keeps his claws,
Oh, my cat has got some paws, uh-huh

Oh, my cat has got some toes, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some toes, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some toes,
At last count he had ten of those,
Oh, my cat has got some toes, uh-huh

Oh, my cat has got some nose, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some nose, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some nose,
He�s got nine less than his toes,
Oh, my cat has got some nose, uh-huh

Oh, my cat has got some tongue, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some tongue, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some tongue,
He has got exactly one,
Oh, my cat has got some tongue, uh-huh

Oh, my cat has got a head, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got a head, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got a head,
If he didn�t, he�d be dead,
Oh, my cat has got a head, uh-huh

Oh, my cat has got some skin, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some skin, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some skin,
It�s what keeps his insides in,
Oh, my cat has got some skin, uh-huh

Oh, my cat has got two ears, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got two ears, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got two ears,
He wiggles them then disappears,
Oh, my cat has got two ears, uh-huh

Oh, my cat has got a tail, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got a tail, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got a tail,
If it�s stepped on, he will wail,
Oh, my cat has got a tail, uh-huh

Oh, my cat has got some fur, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some fur, uh-huh
Oh, my cat has got some fur,
If you stroke it, he will purr,
Oh, my cat has got some fur, uh-huh

Oh, my Hubster hates this song, uh-huh
Oh, my Hubster hates this song, uh-huh
Oh, my Hubster hates this song,
But he has got a big fat dong,
That is why I sing this song, uh-huh

Oh, my Hubster got him some, uh-huh
Oh, my Hubster got him some, uh-huh
Oh, my Hubster got him some,
The Valkyrie just made him come,
Oh, my Hubster got him some, uh-huh

This is the end of the song, uh-huh
This is the end of the song, uh-huh
This is the end of the song,
Next time it�ll be twice as long,
This is the end of the song, uh-huh

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